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Anyone have personal experience buying a tobacco bong with bitcoin online?

Any helpful tips or links would be greatly appreciated :D
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Buying a bong with Bitcoin.

So I have been trying to find a store online that sells glass bongs and that accept btc and I have found a few but their selection is not exactly the greatest.
Does anyone here have any recommendations on reputable site that I can order from?
This would be my first time spending bitcoins.
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55 days and easy to say no.

After decades of push pull, stop start. I finally believe in myself. I was so close to the action I could smell the exhales. I handled a bud. Knocked a bong back twice. I was tempted. I knew how stoned I would get off that hit. But I also knew I would be back to day one and week one and all the sweaty nightmares.
I also knew it would be a miracle if I got to day one as most likely I would stoner out again for months or years before I even attempted day one again.
So to the bewilderment of “friends” who came round with a bong, bowl and “free bud” I calmly stated my truth and said go right ahead this arvo but hey don’t bother bringing it round here with you again. As I much prefer my new habit of researching and buying bitcoin to any hit I ever had with you guys. Proud very proud at the change that can come from investing my time and energy into other interests
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How smoking weed daily destroyed many life opportunities I had (My story)

Today I celebrate a week without smoking weed after 4.5 years of smoking and 3.5 years smoking daily. Ive been wanting to quit for the longest time but always relasped within a day or two. I started in college, literally 80% of my friends (I had a ton of friends) in college smoked weed. I had alot of hot girls attracted to me in college but missed each chance to fuck or get in a relantionship because id prefer to smoke. It made me anti-social, unmotivated, dull, and emotionless. I missed the chance of having a girlfriend, friends with benefits, dates, and one night stands, living a lonely life.
I missed the chance of becoming a millionaire when my friend told me to buy Bitcoin early 2017, I said id look into it. But I didnt, I smoked weed instead and forgot about it until late 2017. Sure I turned 10k into 60k, but my friend turned 10k in 4 million (that could have been me too). He now travels the world, doesnt work a job, and does whatever he wants...
In 2018 (last yr of college), id ditch my friends to smoke weed. Id make an excuse at the pregames like "oh I left my wallet ill meet you guys there", but the realty was, I was going home to smoke weed and watch TV (they knew it too). 2019 I had a solid business idea but id smoke when I worked on it. When I finished working on the business, I stopped getting clients because I was worried id be too high/tired to want to deal with clients and give them poor service, so I put the business on hold. One time at the office I almost cried because I realized all of these opportunities that Ive lost.
A few months ago ive decided enough is enough and currently celebrating day 7 of not smoking. I havent had any craving and only withdrawal is fatigue 4/7 days. Put the bowl/bong away guys, dont limit your potential. I will never buy weed again and looking forward to feeling back to normal and motivated to accomplishing my goals. Its not too late to accomplish the opportunties ive lost and make them a reality.
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That time I nearly followed my younger brother's footsteps and almost OD'd on an Opioid/Benzo mix! Maybe not the most pleasant experience for one's body, but my mind got altered forever afterward! LONG ASS POST BUT A MUST READ!

Heya guys,
I wrote about this last Sunday on Facebook simply because the thought popped into my head, the thought that I had never really thought about aside from the moment I managed to put fussy bits and pieces together from what I then experienced as somewhat of a blackout but in the end realized was something entirely much larger than anything I have ever come in contact with prior or since then!
I want to share this with you guys. It's maybe a difficult read at first, it going into detail about my near-death experience and one breath away from being an OD, but bear with me, it turns into something so much more if you just hang on and read what I write!
This is exactly what I remember happening, how I remember it happening. Me for some reason not remembering this right away but having to work this memory as the biggest, most complex Jigsaw puzzle in the world for maybe around 3 weeks in total inside my mind in order to put everything together into a whole image I can share with you guys!
The only thing you guys have to know before you read this is that 22nd November 2016 my younger brother, 18 years old, OD'd on Codeine and Zopiclone, dying an Opioid/Non-Benzo overdose. Me being woken up that morning, walking outside of my room and noticing there being around 10 both cops and EMTs on the scene. I was so confused as to what had happened that I had to see it for myself, and as I walked to the door to his room and turned my head around the corner, I saw him. My sweet baby brother lying there, cold as a popsicle, dead on his floor. My father having tried CPR for the entirety of those 40 minutes it took the ambulance to reach us. That was it. I'm done talking about the hardest day of my entire life, you don't need to know more. Aside maybe from my brother's name, it being Elias.
So it basically started in either late December or early January 2017-2018, with me driving some friends around who then picked up some people and before I knew it the friends had departed from my car and I was just surrounded by some people I had no idea who even were. I had recently lost my apartment and was on the streets, just living in my car, for the most part, sometimes my mother supported me with some nights at a hostel, but mostly I slept in my car.
After a while, all the people cycle out of my car and I'm left with this one, maybe around 35, dude who for some reason was just a jolly fucking roger and somehow managed to always be pleasant in conversation. Very charming and so fucking nice that I could have brought him home to my parents without being gay and my parent's not even noticing him being a dude so they wouldn't resent me for "coming out of the closet"...
He asked if I could take a small car ride with him out of town. I had nothing to do so I just said "Why the fuck not? I don't have any other place to be!" This was very late at night and we drove to some remote place I had never been to and didn't even know existed until just then.
He offers some junkies that are waiting for us to enter the car, it being freezing outside, it being like -30°C outside. They handed him a small package of something and he handed them some cash. They counted the cash and left. We stopped a few times in the side of the road after that on our way back to the city, the first time him revealing what it was he was actually buying from those junkies.
He opened the box in front of me and pulled out something that looked like a patch or something, him saying that this was a 100µg Fentanyl patch which he then cut just a little piece from and vaped on aluminum foil, sitting there next to me in the car.
I had never seen anything like it, that it was possible to ingest some sort of bandaid in this manner. That there were Fentanyl patches going around my town and how absolutely SMASHED he got from inhaling some vapor from that aluminum foil.
I didn't think much of it and dropped him at home. A few days later he calls me and asks me to come to the head shop he owned back then and ran alongside his father, who really did all the work, this guy only spending the profits on, apparently, Fentanyl and Oxy and some shit like that. He said he was gonna show me something special.
I, again, was homeless, so I just thought to myself: "Where else would I go? At least there I have a roof over my head!" but decided to have one of my best friends back then with me as backup as I didn't know what I was about to walk into.
We arrive at his shop and, there being something about this guy, his personality being absolutely one of a kind, we talked and joked some, until he drags up a glass pipe and this package of 5x Fentanyl patches as well. He then gets his scissors and starts cutting these tiny ass pieces off one of the patches he had, puts it in the pipe along with some tobacco and takes a hit.
He then offered me and my friend some. Each of us just got in line thinking: "YOLO!!!" And each of us took some hits and I got to experience the single most absolutely gorgeously and best highs of my entire life! It felt amazing just getting a hit from a tiny bit of this patch. The piece he'd put into the pipe each time being so small that if you'd put it on the table, you'd never find it again!
But while I felt how amazingly good it felt to breathe this shit in, I also, at the same time, felt how absolutely amazingly dangerous this substance was and how if it wanted to, it could kill me before I passed the pipe back to him if he didn't dose it correctly! It was so dangerous that I wanted to swear to myself to never do it after that night in question, but it being so fucking good as well that I lost that thought before I realized what I was thinking and just took another fucking hit of this best fucking high I've ever felt in my mind, body, and soul!
While we're smoking this stuff, my friend had some pills he was constantly offering me. I was in the mindset of a 12-year-old trying Weed for the first time, I just wanted to get the fuck fucked out of my skull. Fuck it, I was homeless, he was giving us hits of one of the most expensive drugs around here, he at least never asked us for any money in return, so what did I have to lose?
We partied like there was no tomorrow. At one point him offering us Oxy80 and me purchasing one pill from him, him crushing it down after having removed the film that's always on these pills and me and my friend splitting it, one line each!
I didn't really feel that much from it, maybe a little heat sensation in my legs, but nothing more. Our new friend all of a sudden asking if we had any Speed on us, me remembering that I had like 10 grams stored somewhere in my car, so I went outside to get it. I got locked outside for a while but they figured it out in the end and let me in.
When I handed him the bag of Speed he reached into some sort of purse and next thing I know he's holding a syringe with a needle on the end and him filling us with some bullshit about him rarely ever shooting shit up, him just needing to get some Stimulants into his arm because he had smoked too much Fentanyl.
He starts IV'ing in front of us and can I say and that buddy of mine confirm that seeing it so fucking up close and personal was one of the most horrifying sights I had never thought I would be witnessing at any point in my life. This guy being then the only guy I knew who injected his drugs at some point.
After that, he's feeling all better and gets a message from a Weed dealer friend of his and because I'm so fucked out of my skull, I ask my friend if he can drive, him somehow being able to take the wheel no matter how fucking fucked the both of us are and him driving perfectly in that condition.
We arrive in another part of town at this apartment block which was like 5 or 6 stories tall and was I told it was a part of the University's dorms that people could rent out if they attended the school, even though the actual school was actually somewhere around 30 kilometers THAT way... I never fully understood if it was correct that it was some sort of dorm for the Uni. Because it'd be a very strange place for that dorm since there were literally 30 kilometers to the University which was exactly in the other side of town, we couldn't have been farther from it, actually!
We take the elevator to the top and my friend sneaks me one pill, me just not ever giving it a second thought, just swallowing it whole and moving on. We enter an apartment on the top floor where this insane noise was coming from which sounded like a VERY loud vacuum cleaner but turned out to be an Asic Bitcoin Miner they were mining Bitcoin on for some bizarre ass reason.
Upon entering the apartment two guys greet us. I didn't know either of them but after a short while realized that one of them was the guy that had been accused of sexually molesting a friend of mine in her sleep, her going to sleep with her pants on, her waking up next to him with her pants off. I didn't know the whole story but when I met her after that night I told her where he could be found so she could have her goons do some street justice on his face, repeatedly, for having tried to rape a dear friend of mine.
Anyway, my friend notices a big glass jar sitting on the dinner table filled to the brim with Weed and probably the biggest fucking bong I have ever seen with my own two eyes sitting on the floor next to it. My friend asks if he can take a hit from it with some of his own Weed and does he get the owner's permission to do so. He takes a hit and then tells me to take a hit. I never having taken a hit from a bong before just try my best and without even a second thought I exhale this HUGE cloud of smoke which, according to my friend, "was the largest bong hit he'd ever seen in his life!!!" him almost thirty, having smoked Weed since he was 12!
I instantly feel absolutely smashed. But I still felt as if it wasn't just the Weed causing it, that there was something more at play as I just all of a sudden feel exhausted. I find myself a sofa or a bed or something to sit on and lean my head against the wall.
All of a sudden I realize what those pills my friend was always handing me actually were. Of course, had he bought like 50 Diazepam/Valium tablets from one of our friend's mother who was sometimes dealing more than an actual pharmacy would do on a good day. I realize that we were taking Diazepam, which is a Benzo, maybe a soft Benzo but still a Benzo, while we were smoking Fentanyl and snorting Oxy80 and shit. Me knowing for a fact that mixing Opioids and Benzos almost always leading to an overdose and sometimes, more often than not at least, death!
I feel like I need to make my friend aware of this little fact but before I knew it, my eyes just seemed to slowly slide shut, without me having to even think about closing them.
What I see under my eyelids, which usually is just this black background with this orgy of millions and millions of different colors on it, is all of a sudden just completely different! I see nothing! Absolutely nothing! There was no color, there was no background, there was no anything under my eyelids! I felt as if I was just looking right into the Void! That place where there is nothing and if something happens to go there it becomes nothing as well!
Me feeling my breath always getting slower and shorter, a short while being from that moment to the moment I feel insanely dizzy from little to no oxygen entering my lungs at that moment. My breath being so short that I could have counted a 100 Mississippi's in between those few short breaths I knew I had left.
I start betting on when my last and absolutely final breath is gonna kiss me goodbye and I'm just gonna die from respiratory depression like I've read about would happen in exactly this situation. I was feeling a little cocky, like I was taunting what I knew what was about to happen, me of course in the mindset that if I'm gonna die right then and there, I'd do so with a smile on my face! Me, of course, being more terrified than I had ever been before in my entire life! Basically counting down to my last breath where I'd suffocate and die without anyone at the party noticing anything being wrong.
I then start to see this little white star in the middle of all that nothingness I was looking at under my eyelids, this tiny little star that I somehow felt I was supposed to move my mind closer to. As I start doing so, moving my mind closer and closer to the star, all of a sudden my entire mind goes blank! I'm thinking nothing! I'm feeling nothing! Hearing nothing and I can't feel the fact that I have skin around my bones. I'm completely Depersonalized as I have never experienced before, me being basically a blank slate for some very odd reason.
I then start seeing visions of moments I had in the past with my little brother, Elias, before he died on me and left me to fend for myself in this cruel and unjust world we live in. Some of the things I saw were moments we spent together, moments I always remembered about him and loved to death, but others were these strange moments where I wasn't there and the only person able to remember something like that only being Elias himself!
I'm always moving closer and closer to the star, until I realize it's not a star but a big while circle! Although I can't hear anything, I can feel my little brother, as if he's talking to me, about Rocket League or some music he was producing or something like that he always used to talk about, it all coming from that white circle which was getting larger and larger by the moment!
I then feel just this overwhelming feeling that I'm standing right next to Elias, that I can feel his presence and can almost touch him!
Then when the circle is about to become as big as it possibly can, I feel this insane heat all around me, like the most compassion I have ever felt in my life, like anyone has ever felt in anyone's life! And then it happens. Whatever was going on peaked and I feel every sense of my body and mind feeling as though I'm experiencing Elias with every last thread of my existence, me smelling that smell that was always of him, that smell I always connected in my mind to him and his room, that safe haven where I could check on him at any moment during the week and spew whatever nonsense I had to spew over him and he'd always meet me halfway with more understanding than I had ever gotten from anyone else in life!
Then there was the taste! I could taste, or it wasn't exactly that I could taste it, it was more an emotion that I could feel in my entire mouth and tongue. I don't know what it was or felt like exactly but there was something about it which lead me to believe that Elias was just around the corner. Me feeling as though I was holding him in my arms, him holding me back, me getting that hug I always wanted to plant on him, that hug I never had the courage to give him when he was alive and was finally getting right there in that moment!
As I said, every sense of my being was feeling his presence in some way! Some significant fucking way and was I lead to believe that the big white circle, which was so close to me I could almost smell it, had something to do with my sweet Elias and that he was probably inside that big fucking white circle. Him waiting eagerly to meet me again, me getting ready to kick the door that this circle actually was the fuck down because I was so fucking ready to see my best friend in the whole world again. Me just knowing that if I tore the door down, we'd meet again and spend the rest of time together, in each other's loving embrace!
I know what I'm supposed to do! I'm supposed to enter this big ass white circle! And at the exact moment I had, I get pulled the fuck back by some unknown force. I try entering again but the same thing just happens. I get pulled the fuck back! So for the third time, I try and I put everything I have left into it! It resulting in me getting pulled so far back from the circle that it started looking like this white little star again in no time!
All of a sudden I stop feeling all those ridiculously strong emotions and sensations, I re-enter reality once more and there it the moment I was betting on before! I just know by how my lungs felt like they had been in a huge vehicular crash that this is the last one! This breath that's coming up is the last fucking breath I'm ever going to breathe! I just know it in every fiber of my being!
I'm starting to like the feeling that this is it. That I'm about to leave and never come back! That once and for all, this was how I was gonna die and even though for having tried to off myself a million times in the past, it never appearing to work properly, but it working now and I was finally gonna get a break from all the suffering which is almost the only emotion I have ever felt in my life and was gonna get to see some peace!
When something hits me like I'm getting a hit from defibrillators, all of a sudden I just get this intense shock all over my body and feel my body in its entirety jump from that bed or sofa I was sitting on, my eyes finally opening up, me having to open them myself, even though that was the hardest fucking thing I have ever had to do in my entire life, it felt as if there were billions of tons of lead sitting on my eyelids, me barely being able to lift them just enough to see what's going on right in front of me.
I just know and feel that I'm standing in my own two feet and am I able to walk out of the apartment, out to the open stairwell where the elevator was located and as I open the door outside I just feel the freezing cold air filling my lungs, both my insanely short breath becoming longer and stronger, along with my heartbeat beating over those two beats per minute I had felt it was doing earlier.
For some reason, almost exactly as I feel like I can finally take a deep and good breath again, that I'm not suffocating from the inside, the party is over and do my friend and that Fentanyl guy walk outside and meet me, me having been feeling like I was about to die just moments prior, walking into the elevator and then into my car.
The Fentanyl guy asked if he could drive, I was still recovering from the fact that I was just about a nanosecond from dying inside some guy's home I had never met before, so I tried to utter something that he took as a yes and as I layed in the back seat on the way to his headshop again, him driving like he was absolutely retarded, him never having taken any sort of driver's test, me terrified the whole time in the back that I was gonna maybe experience something like I just did again but after a car crash, it being a miracle that there were no cops around because they would have seen by how the car was driven that either he had never driven a car before, someone was drugged out of hist fucking skull under the wheel, or both, which was exactly the case!
We get to the headshop and I just pass out on the couch, waking up an hour later with his dad standing over me holding a piece of aluminum foil which had obviously been used as something to vape Fentanyl from and asked me like I just fucked his wife: "WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING FENTANYL IN HERE ALL NIGHT????"
Me just trying to say something, trying as hard as I could, in the end just walking out of the shop, realizing that my phone was dead and I didn't have my charger while my car wasn't anywhere to be seen on the parking lot.
I was fucked! I had nothing to do, nowhere to go and my apartment had just been stolen! Everything after I almost died from an overdose the night before. I couldn't believe how much of a shit I would have become and promised myself never to reach such a low fucking place, while I cried and bought a new charger at the mobile phone store that was next door to the headshop....
So yeah! That's the story I wanted to tell you! What do you think? Me reaching a new low point in my life, me never having gone so low before and never having gone so low after this happened, thank fucking god!!!
To me, all I experienced about my sweet brother Elias, all the emotions, the sensations, the feelings, everything, was my mind realizing that I was about to die and in order to make sure that I didn't suffer as much as I could have, it administered something like a pretty fucking strong DMT trip or something like that to soften the impact that dying would have been!
This being very similar to every single story I have ever heard about people who have either died or escaped death by the skin on their ass. It almost being exactly like some stories, life flashing before you, you seeing some loved one's, feeling intense and otherworldly emotions and feeling you didn't think anyone was capable of feeling. Even the "tunnel of light" some people talk about was there in the form of my white circle!
I gather that I was about to die, was gonna die, had basically written in hell's guestbook already, but something, probably just my body not accepting this death I was about to experience, it making a break for it in the end, which was what saved me!
Even though I sometimes hate my body and even recently got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, I must admit that you, body, you're all right!
I want this tale to serve as a cautionary tale to anyone and everyone who has thought about mixing Benzos and Opioids! Along with being just me telling anyone and everyone who cares to hear it to stay the fuck away from fucking Fentanyl!
Don't do it! I beg you! Don't even think about touching the Fent! Please! Do it for me!
I hereby wish you all a happy Friday as writing this whole thing took me like two and a half hours or so, it having been Thursday when I started!
Peace and love to you and everyone you care about and love!
Sincerely yours, Russel Dunbar!
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That time I nearly followed my younger brother's footsteps and almost OD'd on an Opioid/Benzo mix! Maybe not the most pleasant experience for one's body, but my mind got altered forever afterward! [X-Post from /r/Drugs]

Heya guys,
I wrote about this last Sunday on Facebook simply because the thought popped into my head, the thought that I had never really thought about aside from the moment I managed to put fussy bits and pieces together from what I then experienced as somewhat of a blackout but in the end realized was something entirely much larger than anything I have ever come in contact with prior or since then!
I want to share this with you guys. It's maybe a difficult read at first, it going into detail about my near-death experience and one breath away from being an OD, but bear with me, it turns into something so much more if you just hang on and read what I write!
This is exactly what I remember happening, how I remember it happening. Me for some reason not remembering this right away but having to work this memory as the biggest, most complex Jigsaw puzzle in the world for maybe around 3 weeks in total inside my mind in order to put everything together into a whole image I can share with you guys!
The only thing you guys have to know before you read this is that 22nd November 2016 my younger brother, 18 years old, OD'd on Codeine and Zopiclone, dying an Opioid/Non-Benzo overdose. Me being woken up that morning, walking outside of my room and noticing there being around 10 both cops and EMTs on the scene. I was so confused as to what had happened that I had to see it for myself, and as I walked to the door to his room and turned my head around the corner, I saw him. My sweet baby brother lying there, cold as a popsicle, dead on his floor. My father having tried CPR for the entirety of those 40 minutes it took the ambulance to reach us. That was it. I'm done talking about the hardest day of my entire life, you don't need to know more. Aside maybe from my brother's name, it being Elias.
So it basically started in either late December or early January 2017-2018, with me driving some friends around who then picked up some people and before I knew it the friends had departed from my car and I was just surrounded by some people I had no idea who even were. I had recently lost my apartment and was on the streets, just living in my car, for the most part, sometimes my mother supported me with some nights at a hostel, but mostly I slept in my car.
After a while, all the people cycle out of my car and I'm left with this one, maybe around 35, dude who for some reason was just a jolly fucking roger and somehow managed to always be pleasant in conversation. Very charming and so fucking nice that I could have brought him home to my parents without being gay and my parent's not even noticing him being a dude so they wouldn't resent me for "coming out of the closet"...
He asked if I could take a small car ride with him out of town. I had nothing to do so I just said "Why the fuck not? I don't have any other place to be!" This was very late at night and we drove to some remote place I had never been to and didn't even know existed until just then.
He offers some junkies that are waiting for us to enter the car, it being freezing outside, it being like -30°C outside. They handed him a small package of something and he handed them some cash. They counted the cash and left. We stopped a few times in the side of the road after that on our way back to the city, the first time him revealing what it was he was actually buying from those junkies.
He opened the box in front of me and pulled out something that looked like a patch or something, him saying that this was a 100µg Fentanyl patch which he then cut just a little piece from and vaped on aluminum foil, sitting there next to me in the car.
I had never seen anything like it, that it was possible to ingest some sort of bandaid in this manner. That there were Fentanyl patches going around my town and how absolutely SMASHED he got from inhaling some vapor from that aluminum foil.
I didn't think much of it and dropped him at home. A few days later he calls me and asks me to come to the head shop he owned back then and ran alongside his father, who really did all the work, this guy only spending the profits on, apparently, Fentanyl and Oxy and some shit like that. He said he was gonna show me something special.
I, again, was homeless, so I just thought to myself: "Where else would I go? At least there I have a roof over my head!" but decided to have one of my best friends back then with me as backup as I didn't know what I was about to walk into.
We arrive at his shop and, there being something about this guy, his personality being absolutely one of a kind, we talked and joked some, until he drags up a glass pipe and this package of 5x Fentanyl patches as well. He then gets his scissors and starts cutting these tiny ass pieces off one of the patches he had, puts it in the pipe along with some tobacco and takes a hit.
He then offered me and my friend some. Each of us just got in line thinking: "YOLO!!!" And each of us took some hits and I got to experience the single most absolutely gorgeously and best highs of my entire life! It felt amazing just getting a hit from a tiny bit of this patch. The piece he'd put into the pipe each time being so small that if you'd put it on the table, you'd never find it again!
But while I felt how amazingly good it felt to breathe this shit in, I also, at the same time, felt how absolutely amazingly dangerous this substance was and how if it wanted to, it could kill me before I passed the pipe back to him if he didn't dose it correctly! It was so dangerous that I wanted to swear to myself to never do it after that night in question, but it being so fucking good as well that I lost that thought before I realized what I was thinking and just took another fucking hit of this best fucking high I've ever felt in my mind, body, and soul!
While we're smoking this stuff, my friend had some pills he was constantly offering me. I was in the mindset of a 12-year-old trying Weed for the first time, I just wanted to get the fuck fucked out of my skull. Fuck it, I was homeless, he was giving us hits of one of the most expensive drugs around here, he at least never asked us for any money in return, so what did I have to lose?
We partied like there was no tomorrow. At one point him offering us Oxy80 and me purchasing one pill from him, him crushing it down after having removed the film that's always on these pills and me and my friend splitting it, one line each!
I didn't really feel that much from it, maybe a little heat sensation in my legs, but nothing more. Our new friend all of a sudden asking if we had any Speed on us, me remembering that I had like 10 grams stored somewhere in my car, so I went outside to get it. I got locked outside for a while but they figured it out in the end and let me in.
When I handed him the bag of Speed he reached into some sort of purse and next thing I know he's holding a syringe with a needle on the end and him filling us with some bullshit about him rarely ever shooting shit up, him just needing to get some Stimulants into his arm because he had smoked too much Fentanyl.
He starts IV'ing in front of us and can I say and that buddy of mine confirm that seeing it so fucking up close and personal was one of the most horrifying sights I had never thought I would be witnessing at any point in my life. This guy being then the only guy I knew who injected his drugs at some point.
After that, he's feeling all better and gets a message from a Weed dealer friend of his and because I'm so fucked out of my skull, I ask my friend if he can drive, him somehow being able to take the wheel no matter how fucking fucked the both of us are and him driving perfectly in that condition.
We arrive in another part of town at this apartment block which was like 5 or 6 stories tall and was I told it was a part of the University's dorms that people could rent out if they attended the school, even though the actual school was actually somewhere around 30 kilometers THAT way... I never fully understood if it was correct that it was some sort of dorm for the Uni. Because it'd be a very strange place for that dorm since there were literally 30 kilometers to the University which was exactly in the other side of town, we couldn't have been farther from it, actually!
We take the elevator to the top and my friend sneaks me one pill, me just not ever giving it a second thought, just swallowing it whole and moving on. We enter an apartment on the top floor where this insane noise was coming from which sounded like a VERY loud vacuum cleaner but turned out to be an Asic Bitcoin Miner they were mining Bitcoin on for some bizarre ass reason.
Upon entering the apartment two guys greet us. I didn't know either of them but after a short while realized that one of them was the guy that had been accused of sexually molesting a friend of mine in her sleep, her going to sleep with her pants on, her waking up next to him with her pants off. I didn't know the whole story but when I met her after that night I told her where he could be found so she could have her goons do some street justice on his face, repeatedly, for having tried to rape a dear friend of mine.
Anyway, my friend notices a big glass jar sitting on the dinner table filled to the brim with Weed and probably the biggest fucking bong I have ever seen with my own two eyes sitting on the floor next to it. My friend asks if he can take a hit from it with some of his own Weed and does he get the owner's permission to do so. He takes a hit and then tells me to take a hit. I never having taken a hit from a bong before just try my best and without even a second thought I exhale this HUGE cloud of smoke which, according to my friend, "was the largest bong hit he'd ever seen in his life!!!" him almost thirty, having smoked Weed since he was 12!
I instantly feel absolutely smashed. But I still felt as if it wasn't just the Weed causing it, that there was something more at play as I just all of a sudden feel exhausted. I find myself a sofa or a bed or something to sit on and lean my head against the wall.
All of a sudden I realize what those pills my friend was always handing me actually were. Of course, had he bought like 50 Diazepam/Valium tablets from one of our friend's mother who was sometimes dealing more than an actual pharmacy would do on a good day. I realize that we were taking Diazepam, which is a Benzo, maybe a soft Benzo but still a Benzo, while we were smoking Fentanyl and snorting Oxy80 and shit. Me knowing for a fact that mixing Opioids and Benzos almost always leading to an overdose and sometimes, more often than not at least, death!
I feel like I need to make my friend aware of this little fact but before I knew it, my eyes just seemed to slowly slide shut, without me having to even think about closing them.
What I see under my eyelids, which usually is just this black background with this orgy of millions and millions of different colors on it, is all of a sudden just completely different! I see nothing! Absolutely nothing! There was no color, there was no background, there was no anything under my eyelids! I felt as if I was just looking right into the Void! That place where there is nothing and if something happens to go there it becomes nothing as well!
Me feeling my breath always getting slower and shorter, a short while being from that moment to the moment I feel insanely dizzy from little to no oxygen entering my lungs at that moment. My breath being so short that I could have counted a 100 Mississippi's in between those few short breaths I knew I had left.
I start betting on when my last and absolutely final breath is gonna kiss me goodbye and I'm just gonna die from respiratory depression like I've read about would happen in exactly this situation. I was feeling a little cocky, like I was taunting what I knew what was about to happen, me of course in the mindset that if I'm gonna die right then and there, I'd do so with a smile on my face! Me, of course, being more terrified than I had ever been before in my entire life! Basically counting down to my last breath where I'd suffocate and die without anyone at the party noticing anything being wrong.
I then start to see this little white star in the middle of all that nothingness I was looking at under my eyelids, this tiny little star that I somehow felt I was supposed to move my mind closer to. As I start doing so, moving my mind closer and closer to the star, all of a sudden my entire mind goes blank! I'm thinking nothing! I'm feeling nothing! Hearing nothing and I can't feel the fact that I have skin around my bones. I'm completely Depersonalized as I have never experienced before, me being basically a blank slate for some very odd reason.
I then start seeing visions of moments I had in the past with my little brother, Elias, before he died on me and left me to fend for myself in this cruel and unjust world we live in. Some of the things I saw were moments we spent together, moments I always remembered about him and loved to death, but others were these strange moments where I wasn't there and the only person able to remember something like that only being Elias himself!
I'm always moving closer and closer to the star, until I realize it's not a star but a big while circle! Although I can't hear anything, I can feel my little brother, as if he's talking to me, about Rocket League or some music he was producing or something like that he always used to talk about, it all coming from that white circle which was getting larger and larger by the moment!
I then feel just this overwhelming feeling that I'm standing right next to Elias, that I can feel his presence and can almost touch him!
Then when the circle is about to become as big as it possibly can, I feel this insane heat all around me, like the most compassion I have ever felt in my life, like anyone has ever felt in anyone's life! And then it happens. Whatever was going on peaked and I feel every sense of my body and mind feeling as though I'm experiencing Elias with every last thread of my existence, me smelling that smell that was always of him, that smell I always connected in my mind to him and his room, that safe haven where I could check on him at any moment during the week and spew whatever nonsense I had to spew over him and he'd always meet me halfway with more understanding than I had ever gotten from anyone else in life!
Then there was the taste! I could taste, or it wasn't exactly that I could taste it, it was more an emotion that I could feel in my entire mouth and tongue. I don't know what it was or felt like exactly but there was something about it which lead me to believe that Elias was just around the corner. Me feeling as though I was holding him in my arms, him holding me back, me getting that hug I always wanted to plant on him, that hug I never had the courage to give him when he was alive and was finally getting right there in that moment!
As I said, every sense of my being was feeling his presence in some way! Some significant fucking way and was I lead to believe that the big white circle, which was so close to me I could almost smell it, had something to do with my sweet Elias and that he was probably inside that big fucking white circle. Him waiting eagerly to meet me again, me getting ready to kick the door that this circle actually was the fuck down because I was so fucking ready to see my best friend in the whole world again. Me just knowing that if I tore the door down, we'd meet again and spend the rest of time together, in each other's loving embrace!
I know what I'm supposed to do! I'm supposed to enter this big ass white circle! And at the exact moment I had, I get pulled the fuck back by some unknown force. I try entering again but the same thing just happens. I get pulled the fuck back! So for the third time, I try and I put everything I have left into it! It resulting in me getting pulled so far back from the circle that it started looking like this white little star again in no time!
All of a sudden I stop feeling all those ridiculously strong emotions and sensations, I re-enter reality once more and there it the moment I was betting on before! I just know by how my lungs felt like they had been in a huge vehicular crash that this is the last one! This breath that's coming up is the last fucking breath I'm ever going to breathe! I just know it in every fiber of my being!
I'm starting to like the feeling that this is it. That I'm about to leave and never come back! That once and for all, this was how I was gonna die and even though for having tried to off myself a million times in the past, it never appearing to work properly, but it working now and I was finally gonna get a break from all the suffering which is almost the only emotion I have ever felt in my life and was gonna get to see some peace!
When something hits me like I'm getting a hit from defibrillators, all of a sudden I just get this intense shock all over my body and feel my body in its entirety jump from that bed or sofa I was sitting on, my eyes finally opening up, me having to open them myself, even though that was the hardest fucking thing I have ever had to do in my entire life, it felt as if there were billions of tons of lead sitting on my eyelids, me barely being able to lift them just enough to see what's going on right in front of me.
I just know and feel that I'm standing in my own two feet and am I able to walk out of the apartment, out to the open stairwell where the elevator was located and as I open the door outside I just feel the freezing cold air filling my lungs, both my insanely short breath becoming longer and stronger, along with my heartbeat beating over those two beats per minute I had felt it was doing earlier.
For some reason, almost exactly as I feel like I can finally take a deep and good breath again, that I'm not suffocating from the inside, the party is over and do my friend and that Fentanyl guy walk outside and meet me, me having been feeling like I was about to die just moments prior, walking into the elevator and then into my car.
The Fentanyl guy asked if he could drive, I was still recovering from the fact that I was just about a nanosecond from dying inside some guy's home I had never met before, so I tried to utter something that he took as a yes and as I layed in the back seat on the way to his headshop again, him driving like he was absolutely retarded, him never having taken any sort of driver's test, me terrified the whole time in the back that I was gonna maybe experience something like I just did again but after a car crash, it being a miracle that there were no cops around because they would have seen by how the car was driven that either he had never driven a car before, someone was drugged out of hist fucking skull under the wheel, or both, which was exactly the case!
We get to the headshop and I just pass out on the couch, waking up an hour later with his dad standing over me holding a piece of aluminum foil which had obviously been used as something to vape Fentanyl from and asked me like I just fucked his wife: "WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING FENTANYL IN HERE ALL NIGHT????"
Me just trying to say something, trying as hard as I could, in the end just walking out of the shop, realizing that my phone was dead and I didn't have my charger while my car wasn't anywhere to be seen on the parking lot.
I was fucked! I had nothing to do, nowhere to go and my apartment had just been stolen! Everything after I almost died from an overdose the night before. I couldn't believe how much of a shit I would have become and promised myself never to reach such a low fucking place, while I cried and bought a new charger at the mobile phone store that was next door to the headshop....
So yeah! That's the story I wanted to tell you! What do you think? Me reaching a new low point in my life, me never having gone so low before and never having gone so low after this happened, thank fucking god!!!
To me, all I experienced about my sweet brother Elias, all the emotions, the sensations, the feelings, everything, was my mind realizing that I was about to die and in order to make sure that I didn't suffer as much as I could have, it administered something like a pretty fucking strong DMT trip or something like that to soften the impact that dying would have been!
This being very similar to every single story I have ever heard about people who have either died or escaped death by the skin on their ass. It almost being exactly like some stories, life flashing before you, you seeing some loved one's, feeling intense and otherworldly emotions and feeling you didn't think anyone was capable of feeling. Even the "tunnel of light" some people talk about was there in the form of my white circle!
I gather that I was about to die, was gonna die, had basically written in hell's guestbook already, but something, probably just my body not accepting this death I was about to experience, it making a break for it in the end, which was what saved me!
Even though I sometimes hate my body and even recently got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, I must admit that you, body, you're all right!
I want this tale to serve as a cautionary tale to anyone and everyone who has thought about mixing Benzos and Opioids! Along with being just me telling anyone and everyone who cares to hear it to stay the fuck away from fucking Fentanyl!
Don't do it! I beg you! Don't even think about touching the Fent! Please! Do it for me!
I hereby wish you all a happy Friday as writing this whole thing took me like two and a half hours or so, it having been Thursday when I started!
Peace and love to you and everyone you care about and love!
Sincerely yours, Russel Dunbar!
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I'm making $200-$300/day as a conservative personality.

Before I dive too deep into this, I'm going to hold back some details. This is making more money than I've ever made in my life and I'm deeply in medical and student debt, and getting exposed would put an end to my current 6-month plan of getting out of said debt.
Secondly, yes. This is extraordinarily unethical.
So, if you can't tell by my username, I'm pretty far left on the political spectrum.
Like all good stories, this one starts (and is written at) the end of Jon Bong Jovi. I woke up one day and thought to myself, "who are the stupidest rubes you can think of?"
Yup. Make Your Money Great Again. By putting it in my pocket.
I started off on fringe social media and ultimately grew a legitimate social media following on Twitter and some of those fringe sites.
Over the course of about 18 months, I built a following that was big enough to start getting offers to go on podcasts and whatnot - which I've done as recently as about 12 hours ago.
The memes I make are vapid as hell. They're all literally the ONLY joke that the right wing has (their lack of understanding of gender). My interactions with my followers are inauthentic as fuck - but I play it up really well. I guess I'm an okay actor. Or hard right politics is really just that easy.
One thing is for sure - I'm making a TON. I make sure to include my Bitcoin address public, which generates about $100 in "tips" a week. I also sell the most outlandish T-Shirts.
I'm not sure where I go next. Part of me really wants to buy a bunch of cheap android devices from China and sell them to boomers as a "dedicated podcast" machine.
Oh... and in case I haven't been vague enough that you're wondering if you're one of my followers - rest assured that because of your support, I can no longer legally donate another dollar to Bernie Sanders. And I don't normally talk as slowly as I do on social media. I just need to be really baked to get through telling you what you want to hear.
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Online visa card for BTC?

I'm trying to order a bowl from smokeday.com. All I have is bitcoins. Is there a service that sells prepaid visa cards for bitcoins? If not how legit is a site like this: http://bubblebowlkits.com/dogtownstore_012.htm
And here's a question that would solve everything: is there a website selling pieces for BTC? SAgora have nothing I'm looking for.
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Cops seized my kratom

While an hour away from home to pick up dope, I got a call from my apartment management informing me that they had taken the liberty of coming without notice to replace the air filter that they forgot to replace several months ago; and, upon letting themselves into my locked apartment, stumbled upon the fugitive cat I’ve been harboring despite their no-pet policy, and copious drug paraphernalia. I was told that I didn’t need to worry about any police involvement and simply that I needed to vacate the apartment due to my various lease violations. As my girlfriend and I were pulling into our parking lot, since we’re fortunate enough to have a first-floor apartment straight down a sidewalk clearly visible from near the entrance, we saw a police officer walking from what appeared to be our apartment door, and instead of pulling into our clearly labeled parking spot that correlates with our apartment number, we got the hell out of there with the gram we still had with us. Oddly and luckily enough, the last time my computer was in need of repair, I was invited to take it to BestBuy to have it fixed for free on my grandpa’s three-computer repair plan on which he had only registered one computer; and since I never decided to remove the BestBuy sticker with his name on it, my grandparents ended up informing me that they had received a call from the police department asking them if they had recently had a laptop stolen, as they had just come across one with his name on it during the execution of a search warrant, which confirmed my suspicion that I was lied to by my apartment management when he told me I didn’t need to worry about any police involvement and that they had indeed obtained a warrant that quickly. While they left the syringes, spoons, empty prescription bottles not in my name, and lots of other illegal materials, they did decide to confiscate all the foils, my bongs, pipes, about half of my remaining recently prescribed gabapentin out of the bottle (?), my fucking cat and his crate (????!!!!), and ALL MY KRATOM:(. I’ve spent the better part of the last two hours searching high and low for a kratom site that will ship to me ASAP and that takes card instead of just bitcoin bullshit, with no luck whatsoever, which SUCKS seeing as I’ll be in withdrawals soon and don’t know anyone at all irl who uses kratom (or even opiates for that matter) that could help me out with that. Does anyone know how long to expect before they’ll get an arrest warrant, or if they might even decide not to worry about it since they didn’t find any actual possession of narcotics? Does anyone know where my cat might be if he isn’t at the humane society or animal welfare, and if they’ll charge us anything to reclaim him being that he’s microchipped in my girlfriend’s name? Lastly, I was just approved literally two days ago for a new apartment but have only paid the application fees, and the $200 deposit to hold the apartment so it won’t be leased to someone else. All we still have to do is deal with renters insurance and make the pet deposits and can then presumably get our keys and start moving in out stuff and getting it out of the current apartment that we need to vacate by the end of the week. Does anyone think that this eviction will somehow have any effect on the approval status of our applications to the new apartment? Thanks to everyone for any replies and helpful information, guessing, or just sympathetic thoughts, all is appreciated right now.
Tl;dr: Cops stole my cat💔
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Best CBD cannabis hemp flower Recommendations

I've been buying a lot of CBD hemp flowers this year. I don't smoke anything with high levels of THC because it makes me very anxious.. CBD is great it reduces my anxiety/depression and symptoms of psychosis.. cannabis with less than 1% THC has no negative effects on me what so ever. My 3 best recommendations for CBD cannabis hemp flowers are:
CBD420
Queen CBD
Cannical
All three companies have a variety of strains available
CBD420 has some lovely Acapulco Gold Very nice taste In a bong.. my favourite I have tried all strains available .They tell me I am one of the top 3 customers because I buy an ounce or two a month. It's cheapish about £180 an ounce I pay with bitcoin to avoid bank fees. It costs me about £35 extra in fees if I do a bank transfer so it's much better for me to use bitcoin.
Queen CBD had some really nice Super Skunk but they have run out of stock and they're not sure when it will be back. How ever they have over 10 other strains available to buy right now. Unfortunately they no longer accept payment via credit / debit card. But I think they are going to start accepting bitcoin and other crypto currencies
Cannical also has a variety of strains available there Golden Leaf strain is very nice in a joint if you use good thin papers to roll the joint. I got some free papers from them with my order.. I have tried every strain available and my favourites are Golden Leaf and Blueberry.
If you struggle to find these companies comment below and I will post a link to their website for you..
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Weed, and its effects on NoFap

Good old weed. One of those divisive topics where opinions range from "Weed can't do you any harm, it's natural bro" to "Weed is the devils lettuce and will fuck up your life" and everything in between. I'm going to give a balanced assessment of Cannabis and how it affects you, your goals/success in life, and how it compares to other drugs people take on a regular basis. Keep in mind lots of this is anecdotal, and I recommend doing your own research as well.
First, I'm going to give you some context. I am an (almost) 20 year old University student. I have been smoking weed for a few years. I first got high in my junior year of high school (Grade 11, for the European and Canadian readers). During this time, I smoked very occasionally, probably about once a month or so, and therefore weed wouldn't have affected me in almost any way whatsoever. In my senior year, I would get high almost every weekend, usually with my friends. In first year of University, I smoked a LOT of weed. Like me and my Uni buddies were buying O's on the regular. Luckily I didn't drink too much, maybe once a week, so I wasn't completely ravaging my body during that year. During my second year (which just finished) I was for the most part still an everyday smoker, but I limited it to mostly smoking at nighttime, like a bowl and some fortnite before bed, or whatever.
How does this relate to NoFap? I'll show you:
  1. Weed makes you horny, and increases sexual pleasure. It's a slight aphrodisiac, and therefore makes keeping nofap streaks a lot harder than being sober. I know personally the majority of my broken nofap streaks are due to me being baked as fuck late at night.
  2. Weed isn't something that gets you super fucked up like alcohol or other drugs, and this makes it an easy drug to abuse or use on a daily basis without noticing any major negatives (even if there are some) that it is causing you. Many people sit at home, and smoke ALL DAY. Not only is this bad for their cognition, but being baked all the time means that you'll spend a lot more time at home being lazy, and this makes you more likely to get bored and open up that private browser.
What about other general effects on your life?
  1. Weed makes you content and happy. Alone this isn't bad, however when smoked consistently it makes you okay with mediocrity. You won't seek that new promotion at work, or talk to that girl you like, because in your head you're "doing fine". You're not doing fine bro, that's the fucking weed talking. Go get shit done.
  2. Weed fucks with your hormones (If you're a male) and shrinks your balls. Daily weed usage (along with bad diet and low exercise) can give you man boobs, and even if you're eating well and exercising it still affects your hormones and your testicles.
  3. Weed, if smoked, while better than cigarettes, isn't good for your cardiovascular and lung health. Which can affect your gains and your performance in the bedroom. Edibles obviously don't relate to this one.
  4. If you're young, weed can permanently affect your brain. If you're an older adult, it can affect your memory and cognition until you stop smoking.
  5. Sucks to say it, but some people, particularly extremely successful people still have negative views on Cannabis, and them finding out you smoke could affect negatively upon their views of you.
  6. Weed makes some people anxious (like myself) and can mess with their social skills. Not exactly helpful if you're trying to meet girls or make new friends. Also, unless you're drinking as well, I find being baked at parties ruins your charisma.
  7. It's still illegal (for now anyways) so be careful. Don't drive high.
  8. Weed costs money. Invest all this money in yourself instead. Buy stocks, buy bitcoin, buy a car.
With all of that being said I'd like to say this:
  1. Tobacco and alcohol are still infinitely worse than weed. If you were to have a vice, weed is a relatively minor one.
  2. If you're going to smoke, do it just once in a day (don't re-smoke over and over again) and try to do it around others or for a special occasion, such as at a party, when seeing a movie with your friends, etc., this stops you from getting in the habit of sitting at home and ripping bong all day.
  3. Try to limit your smoking to once a week.
  4. Remember that if you're not always moving forwards, you're moving backwards. Apply this to substance use, the gym, girls, everything.
Thanks for reading.
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Cars 2 and the quest for LSD: I need answers

My quest for acid began after reading VICE's article on DMT, more specifically the quotes by Terrence McKenna. I had always considered myself a creative person and enjoyed creating weird narrative universes, but the sheer level of otherwordly alien abstraction that McKenna described just utterly fucking blew my mind's ass. I practically became addicted to reading and listening to his talks. He made me fascinated with DMT. Some of the strongest and most overwhelming, borderline psychosis-inducing trips I had during my earliest attempts at psychonauting came from reading erowid DMT experiences during my first weed trips using gravity bongs. I was so unaccustomed to weed it felt more like PCP laced with elephant PCP. It was the kind of trip where I had to cling to my seat and focus on not dying and even then when sober I would compare it to the DMT experiences and see how it didn't even came close. Weed made me feel like the whole world had turned into a hamster ball I rolled around in, but supersentient machine elves talking in solid language? Self-dribbling fabregé cartoon basketballs? Philosopher Stone UFOs designed to end human history? And someone on erowid fucked these things? I had to see that. I felt I couldn't truly create fiction without reaching those levels of abstraction. But weed already felt absolutely overwhelming, I thought if I just jumped straight to DMT I'd go insane. I had to get an intermediary step; acid seemed like the logical place to start.
I discovered bitcoin and darkweb thanks to an article about an AI buying cocaine online. I put two and two together and hyped my friends about how you could get your computer to create money out of nowhere and then buy from an infinite pile of drugs hiding in the internet. The perfect plan. Two days later, the computer that we'd chosen to mine bitcoin, a 2009 Dell netbook missing half the keyboard with 512MB of RAM had somehow failed to generate even one satoshi despite being equipped with the most sophisticated software that typing "free bitcoin mining" in Google and clicking on the first result could provide. We had to get more hands-on in trying to get acid. But none of the dealers in the entire town had ever seen LSD. This resulted in a series of trips to the Netherlands where we would wander around the city trying to make eye contact with other brown people in the street until one of them nodded or waved and then trying to push 'Ik will een L.S.D.????' through our thick Spanish accents. And every single time, we would get a piece of something wrapped in foil, have our hearts racing during the whole ride back home and then unwrapping what ended up being a piece of a carton of cigarettes, an empty pack of chewing gum or just a chunk of cardboard. Then we'd delicately handle and cut up the cardboard with scissors and tweezers, making sure to close the curtains to avoid 'damaging the acid with sunlight', placing it in the reagent tester and then realized Occam's razor was right and we'd just gotten scammed.
One of these trips was different, however. We managed to find the one guy who I couldn't recognize as having ripped us off before, asked for what -in hindsight- roughly translated to '80 of LSD' and then seeing his expression change slightly and lead us to an even shiftier-looking guy who personally met us at a McDonald's. I was nervous as hell. This was literally what Breaking Bad said, drug deals take place in fast food restaurants. He even looked like Tuco. And thinking of Tuco made me even more scared when I realized there had been a misunderstanding when his underling had thought that we wanted 80 units of LSD rather than 80 euro. This was back when I thought that a tab was 20 euros because the guy in the nuclear silo had gotten arrested and thus acid was the rarest thing ever. So after managing to talk through the misunderstanding he led me to an alley and placed a big sheet wrapped in foil in exchange for the money. I had grown wary of previous attempts so this time I sneaked into the bathroom to check what I had bought before leaving, and a chill ran down my spine when I unwrapped it and saw it was a sheet of fucking Cars 2 stickers. This was the last money my friend had for the entire month and I'd gotten scammed. Again. My mind raced to keep me from admitting I'd just blown my friend's money on Cars 2 stickers, I thought that this perhaps was actually acid since these stickers looked kinda like tabs. Maybe stickers are just the new tabs, who knows, it kinda feels more practical. But at the same time there was three sheets of like 100 stickers each. Was acid really this cheap? I wrapped it the hell up and didn't dare showing it to my friend until we got home and brought out the test kit. Since we had 300 stickers we just decided to put an entire sticker in the tester just to be sure.
And what do you know, the tester turned Purple. Not just illusory, buyer's-remorse-purple. It was distinguishable, perfect, strong, hold-on-to-your-assholes-Lucy-herself-is-going-to-blow-you purple in the same shade that was labeled 'LYSERGIC ACID' in the paper manual test kits. Holy shit, we had the entire campus' supply of LSD in our hands. No human could possibly take this much acid, especially us first-timer peasants, we could flip the rest. We were going to push them sheets. In order to celebrate, we took a Cars 2 sticker each and placed it under our tongues. Mine had Mater printed on it. Then we waited 45 minutes, had a placebo trip and decided to "re-dose". By 3AM we were sitting facing one another, mouths full of Cars 2 stickers concentrating as hard as we could in trying to detect when the trip had started. It was ridiculous and the worst part is that I had already considered that we'd gotten scammed and began preparing myself for disappointment but the tester completely eliminated that and convinced me for a few moments that I had truly become LSD Baron. Nothing happened and my friend consumed 30g of shrooms we'd also bought in order to forget that we had just wasted all his remaining money on Cars 2 merchandise then proceeded to go home and have the worst trip of his life.
Why? Why did the test kit show those stickers had acid? Did the glue in the sticker set off the tester? Did it have trace ammounts of acid? Was it actually acid but really really old? I need answers.
TL;DR: Tried to buy acid, was scammed and bought three sheets of Cars 2 stickers. The stickers tested positive for acid but did nothing. How did this happen?
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eCoinomic.net Team information

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18 years old and cannabis

It really started during the beginning of my puberty. It was around early 2010, I remembered it as a gloomy time. It was cold, the weed was shit and middle school was stressful.
I moved to a wealthy mid western suburbs in the states and my childhood here was filled with bitterness. I was rebellious.
Weed was the new hot thing in middle school. The Kids were spoiled, they would ask their parents for "pizza money" and would use it to grab a bag of shit weed from shit dealers. Stoners were starting to review different strains and bowls and bongs online. Kid cudi and wiz was on the come up.
I saw weed as an opportunity to climb the social ladder. I bought in to the culture. I thought It was the coolest thing, rationalizing how its a healthy medicine and how threes no negative side affects. It was what the highschoolers did, it was what the popular kids were doing.
It started out with water bottle bongs and aluminum pipes. Then it led to buying glass pieces from older kids. Then buying bongs online and different magic box vapes and shit. Then came the blunts, joints, and tobacco when kids started ordering fake IDs online. Next, it was dabs, rigs, necter collectors and edibles. Which led to heavier experimenting on heavier drugs such as psychedelics like acid shrooms, ketamine and DMT. coke, xanxs, addies, alcohol. jesus I've done so much drugs.
Weed and drugs became a huge part of my identity. It affected my personality and lifestyle. It fucked with my values and my karma. I was doing more and more rebellious shit. Hiding weed from my parents. Lying to my parents. Not working as hard as I could in school. Often throwing tantrums and bipolar meltdowns at home. I was angry and bitter.
I was bitter. Bitter at how much was demanded of me. My reality was ignored, I was seen as an asset to my family. I was never enough.
I don't want a lot of money, i don't want a lot of friends or a good enough boring career. I don't want the stress and the burden of living up to other peoples expectations. I want to walk my own path. I want the freedom to pursue what I believe to be my purpose.
However, drugs and weed led to alot of incredible experiences. Psychedelics opened my eyes to the realm of higher consciousness and the concept of ego. I went to parties. I experienced the dealer scene and the weed scene. I experienced the hippie scene of hiking and doing acid at concerts. I experienced what It was like to have really close friends and talk deep shit about. I experienced fucking girls and being a young arrogant player. I experienced getting in trouble with the cops.
But shit really started fucking with my reality when I got into spirituality and self development. I stumbled upon some gurus and spiritual teachers on you tube early this year. I started learning about social conditioning and media brain-washing. I started to realize that success could be learned and I had the ability to become successful if I put in the work.
Spirituality also led to an increase in my psychedelic drugs usage. I was tripping on tabs almost every week, trying to reach ego death and life epiphanies.
I graduated High school about three months ago. I decided I didn't want to go to college and do what everyone else is doing. I don't want to have a huge amount of debt simply because I don't know what I want to do and just pussy out to the pressure and go to college. I got accepted into this computer programming coding thing in san francisco. It starts in late October. I found the program while on my road trip out west during July. I want to go into this because It's a risk and something different from college. It's something I have to try. I only live once and right now It's okay for me to try new things.
But i have to stop spending so much time and money smoking weed. I'm eating too much junk food, oversleeping and spending too much money on it. And the high is making me lazy and weak. I got a gym membership but i need to plan out an actual diet plan and workout schedule. I need to start working on my finances. I need to work on my sleep schedule routines and change bad habits. I need to read more and start learning about stocks and bitcoins and investing. I need to start learning about building a brand. I need to healthier and work on my depression, my anxiety, and procrastination. So much I have to work on and it really starts with stopping pot.
Anyways, thanks for reading my huge post. I wanted to write all this down and express my thoughts. It helps motivate me. Maybe some of you relates to what I have wrote and hopefully it inspires some people!
sorry about the grammar ~
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I sold drugs when I was a kid, ran a hydroponic lab in my early 20’s and sold on Silk Road for a year. I work in a large corporation as a manager and nobody knows.

I’m not the greatest writer, so I don’t know if this is really very interesting at all. It’s not like I was Pablo Escobar or anything. If I’ve accidentally any words I’m sorry, I’ll re-draft it again later. Must get back to work now.
Skip to the TLDR below if you want.
Before I begin, let me state: I’m not proud of these moments in my life.
14-16
It began when I was 14. I used to smoke a lot of weed and it got very expensive very quickly. I started selling to close friends so that my smoke was free, but slowly business built up and before I knew it I was making a profit. I always sold bags overweight and was honest so people kept coming back. After about 2 years, I was making about 3-4K a month. My parents had no idea until they found a bong, then started searching my room. They would take my drugs and try and reprimand me, but I just ignored them. I wasn’t a bad kid, I wasn’t aggressive, I did good at school and went every day, I had good friends who weren’t in to drugs and we used to play a lot of sport together, so it was conflicting for them. They would just try and explain to me about the risks of getting caught, and take my drugs if they ever found them. I bought a safe to stop that happening.
When I was around about 16 years old, after I’d been selling for 2 or so years, I decided to expand. I needed a car, and a few k a month wasn’t going to cut it. I asked my dealers what else they had and they started me selling meth, x and LSD and coke. Back in the suburbs, people went wild for this. It boosted profits very quickly, and also brought me to the attention of several other dealers in the area. I had stayed relatively under the radar until then, because I really only sold to friends and those in my high school. I had, unbeknownst to me, began encroaching on a number of other established dealers territory’s.
My first set back came when I had a late night phone call from a friend asking if I could supply his friend with a large amount of coke. I’d done large deals before so I was phased by that, but I was wary because I hadn’t sold to friends of friends before, only people I directly knew. What I didn’t know was, my friend was at a rival dealers house and had been threatened that if he didn’t set me up that he wasn’t leaving in tact. I walked right in to my first ambush, and realised that up until that point luck had gotten me by, not any real kind of skill.
They stole about 4k’s worth of coke, but didn’t hurt me. They made it clear that I wasn’t to deal in a list of suburbs (basically so many that it put me out of business) and that if I did, next time would be much worse. Being 16, and whilst good at selling drugs, I was not very experienced in the art of intimidation or violence. I’m a skinny white kid and had never been in a fight in my life, let alone had any knowledge of how to beef with unemployed full time drug dealers. I did what seemed logical, I paid 20 or so gang members from an Asian gang in my area to send a message to those who wanted me out of business. Stupid in hindsight and totally of out character.
For the next few days I would drive around with them pointing out those who were affiliated with the people trying to drive me out of business, and they would send a clear message. I didn’t feel good about this, but I didn’t know what else to do. I’d come to rely on the money, and justified it by telling myself I didn’t start this, and they had no right to tell me to stop dealing. It got out of control very quickly when one of the people we attacked fought back. He was beaten pretty bad, and during which I tried to convince some of them to stop. I was told quite plainly, this was what I wanted. After that, there were a few retaliatory attacks against those I’d employed to help me, but I had somehow been forgotten about. I decided I would never go that route again, and kept selling discreetly for another 2 years until I was 18.
17-18
I didn’t have any further violent run in’s, but my next challenge was with the police. My street was always filled with cars, and when I was around about 17 I was at the peak of my selling. I would have 7-8 cars lined up in a row outside my parents house, and I would go from car to car dropping their order in the front seat. My neighbours had banded together to stop me, and started noting down the license plates of my customers, duration and frequency of their visits, and taking photos of me in the act of selling. This brought the police to my house one afternoon.
The cops sat down with my parents and informed me of my neighbourhoods surveillance and suspicions. They asked me to explain myself. I said I couldn’t, that it wasn’t what it looked like and denied everything. My parents, even though they knew the truth, backed me up. The cops had nothing on me, apart from my neighbours suspicions and blurry photographs that showed nothing. They told me that things would get very serious when I turned 18, and that I should think about that. I did.
A month before my 18th birthday, I changed my phone number, got rid of the last of my product and stopped selling.
18-28
I became a little reclusive and went to a university interstate to study computer science. No-one there knew my past, I didn’t ever talk about, and explained my lack of working and supply of cash as savings from investments my dad helped me with.
I finished university when I was 21 with good grades, and after a pretty uneventful 3 years moved back to my hometown and in to a house with an old friend. My drug money had run out a year in to University, and I had survived working part time as a porter. When I moved back, I got a job working part time at a mobile phone shop whilst looking for a better job in my field of study.
One drunken night sitting around the TV with my friend, we began talking about old times. He knew all about me, but we never really spoke about it. We wrote music together, and that was how we became friends when we were kids. Drugs weren’t something we spoke about or did together. He had been an on/off weed smoketripper and a small time dealer himself, but had never had any drama like I had. He was smart, kept it small, and only used it to fund his infrequent habit. Like me, he hadn’t sold drugs for years either.
Neither of us were broke or living beneath the poverty line. We were renting a house in a nice area near our families, and were getting by. We began joking about how it easy it would be to start selling drugs again to fund a better lifestyle. Before long the conversation turned to drug production. We talked about how we never had the opportunity before because we were always living with our parents or in uni share housing. I don’t know exactly what pushed the decision over the edge, but before I knew it we had built a significant hydroponic set up and were both dealing again.
We did this for about a year, and it was very different to my earlier years – mainly because of my incredibly cautious friend. We were very careful about who we sold to. We only sold large quantities, made people stay at least a few hours, only did deals inside the house, restricted the number of deals we did in one day. We made out with about 30k in cash each after a year, and thankfully my smart friend convinced me to get out whilst we were on top. I was almost 23.
About 6 months later, I met a girl and we moved in together. My friend got married, and we never told anyone or spoke about where our money came from. No-one knows about our hydroponic lab to this day. My girlfriend knows pieces of my past, and that I had sold drugs, but didn’t know to what extent. She knows it’s in my past, that it’s not who I am any longer (well, until a few years later), and we didn’t speak about it any further. I got a job in my field of study, and started working my way up the corporate ladder.
28-30
My girlfriend and I had been earning good money for about 4-5 years, and we decided it was time we buy a house together. We bought a house that was probably a little out of our price range, and the bills mounted up very quickly. It wasn’t long before we were trying to find ways to increase our income. I was browsing the net one day, and stumbled across bitcoin. It was intriguing, and I was captivated by it’s potential to make profits that weren’t tracked by the tax department. I spent many months researching and getting to understand how I could use the bitcoin system to make money. During my research I of course found out that a large number of people wanted coins to buy drugs on the Silk Road. I invested about 20k in to the system and traded coins for about a year across a number of exchanges. When I wanted to cash out, I would sell the coins via gumtree or craigs list for cash in the mail or in though person exchanges. After a few months, and making less than impressive profits. I started to think about The Silk Road.
I had told myself years ago I wouldn’t start selling drugs again. I had gotten away with it previously, and it was insane to risk it ever again. I called my hydro house friend, and he me told I was crazy to even think about it. I explained about SR and my plan, and he said even though it sounded bullet proof, there is always something you forget. I took his words of wisdom to heart, and documented the process to ensure I understood how it worked. I then spent the next week writing this document
http://ge.tt/6Kj3S1G/v/0
I posted it on a number of drug forums for feedback, and showed it to my friend. It got a few thousand views pretty quickly, and then others began linking to it. My friend still said it was a bad idea, but couldn’t question my level of preparation. My girl and I talked about it, and she hated the idea. She knew it was something I had gotten away with before, but knew that once I set my mind to something, it was hard to talk me out of it. She begrudgingly agreed to not stop me, but if anything ever happened she would feign ignorance and I would need to take all the blame. I of course agreed. I don’t think she entirely knew the possible consequences of what she was agreeing to. I had distribution and laundering covered. I all I needed was a supply. I told myself and my girl that I would stop when I made 20k.
I spent the next 6 months finding reliable IRL dealers, establishing my SR methods and rapport on the site, and perfecting my system. After another few months, I had a good flow of product out, and an equal flow of cash in from the BTC I sold. It was working. It was around this time, I started to get really paranoid and stressed. It wasn’t like the times before. This time I had a worried girlfriend asking me when I was going to stop, I had a good career I was risking and keeping up with selling on SR and laundering the cash IRL was a full time job and then some.
I got to 20k in about a year and dismantled the operation as I had set out to. I had kept my promise to my girlfriend, and she was glad it was over. I still can’t believe I got her to be ok with it. We use the cash to buy groceries, clothes and other untraceable/reportable items, and this allows me to put more cash on my mortgage.
Today
It’s been about 7 months since I stopped selling on SR. I think about it all the time. I know I’ve now gotten away with selling drugs too many times in my life to ever risk it again. I make enough money from my job that I don’t need to do this, and haven’t ever really needed to. I would have been fine financially if I didn’t make that 20k. I regret taking the risk on SR, but the extra cash was nice. I know it’s greed that often gets people caught, and that’s what I’m fighting now. It’s a business I’ve understood since I was a kid, and I’ve always been more interested in the profits than the partying aspect of drugs. I think constantly about trying to convince my girl to let me try again, but I don’t think for a second she would be ok with it again. I think I only got her to agree to it because she was blind sided and shocked that I would even ask her. Now she’s thought about it more, the risk has sunk in. It should have sunk in for me too. I think I like the risk. I like having a double life that people don’t know about.
I’m sitting here in my office writing this, and people assume I’m drafting a contract for our latest project. It’s bizarre, and I’m afraid that one day I’ll take the risk again and maybe not get away with it.
I hope this doesn’t come across as a bragfession. I am not proud of selling drugs and would never encourage anyone else to.
It’s peculiar that if I were to give myself advice, it would be:
Don’t bother selling drugs, its’ too much effort and a lifestyle you don’t want to lead. You’ll be forever watching your back from police or snitches, and to make any real money (200k+) you need involve yourself with very dangerous people and circumstances. It’s just as much work to go to school and work your way up the corporate ladder – the obvious benefits being you can’t get arrested and you can tell your friends what you do. You can make a pile of cash by being a shrewd businessman, and the cops can’t touch you.
I just need to take my own advice.
TLDR; Sold drugs from 14-18 and got away with it despite a close call with police and violent rival drug dealers. Ran a hydroponic house when I was 21-23. Sold drugs on SR and made about 20k when I was 28-30. Work in management of a large corporation and no-one knows.
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Half of my life...

I've been using for over 17 years.
I have spent the vast majority of that time stoned, to the point where the idea of not starting the day with a bong or a blunt, seemed unnatural. During these years I spent between $150 to $300 a week on weed (i.e. in excess of $175,000 over the past couple of decades).
During these years I ruined many friendships, a marriage and constantly disappointed those who loved me the most.
Last November I smashed my bongs and sold my volcano. I deleted my dealers numbers and took a couple of weeks of work so I could focus on healing. The first couple of days were horrible, I had the shits, the shakes, the sweats and severe insomnia. It was really really fucked up for a few days.
And then it passed. I ate some salad. I rode my bike. The world became a good place again. Five months passed and I realised that even without weed I still had a lot of problems that needed resolving, but I felt able to work through anything.
Then one night... it was late... I decided to browse the DNMs.
Then I decided to buy some bitcoin...
And a new vaporizer...
"It's cool. I got this. I'll just have a bowl a night, a gram should last me a week. I'm in control of this shit now."
That was April. It took three days before I was back to bongs for breakfast. As you can imagine, it was great fun, for the first few days. Then it was all downhill again. I started driving under the influence, stopped saving for my future, stopped exercising and started eating take out most night.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Anyway, it's now almost 6 months later and I've wasted another $7000 on a drug that does nothing for me.
Today's day three. I just threw a $500 vaporizer in the bin. My weed has been flushed and I know I've got this.
I had no withdrawal symptoms at all this time around. I think it was all in my head last time because I was telling myself over and over how hard it was. This time around? It's nothing. I've made the decision and now there is nothing further to do but be a man of my word.
I used to think I was a good person. I told myself that every day.
Now I realise how wrong I was...
Do good people steal cash from their 85yo Grandma?
Do good people drive stoned with children in the car?
Do good people live a lie?
Time to start over and be the person I've always wanted to be.
Thank you for reading and I wish you all the best with your recovery.
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In the Vegan Line of Fire (self.thebakerverse)
submitted 14 hours ago * by Avocadoeagle
" Attention" " Company..." " March Forward!!!!"
As the sharp command of Maj Vegan Gnome echoes through the parade ground, Nihilist Monkey raises his hands signaling the military band to start playing the marching tune.
The military band now starts the "Ode to Mendes" national anthem and the military parade marches forward with Major Vegan Gnome leading from the front.
Today, is the sad day, that residents of Painsville,AN will bury one of their bravest sons who died in the vegan line of fire.
Captain Brocolli , special services brocolli commando, who during a valiant attempt in Operation Vegan Onslaught paid with his life, when he was accidentally squashed to death by a speeding car.
The marching party now reaches the podium, where recipient of the Medal of Mendes and the Goat of Mendes special discount certificate, Field Marshall Angry Chicken awaits them.
Major Vegan Gnome now shouts his command.
" Attention !" ( All the Vegan soldiers now stand at attention...)
Major Vegan Gnome now marches to the podium, as Field Marshall Angry Chicken arrives to receive his salute.
Major Vegan Gnome and Field Marshall Angry Chicken meet.
Major Vegan Gnome raises his Cucumber of honor and salutes the Field Marshall.
" Field Marshall Angry Chicken..." " Vegan Force Unit 34-Pipe at your service Sir!"
Field Marshall Angry Chicken acknowledges the salute.
Nihilist Monkey now signals the military band to stop the music.
It is now time to pay final respects to the brave broccoli commando.
Field Marshall Angry Chicken now arrives at the lectern and addresses the crowd.
" Pukaaak!" " Iz diz mic on...?!" asks the Field Marshall.
( A sharp shrill echo is heard in the parade ground, that forces many in the crowd to cover their ears...)
" Pukak!" " Bitchez....." " We are gathered here ... to bid farewell to diz piece of vegetable paste... that died in the line of fire, when some azzhole drove over him and squished him into a vegan paste...." " Captain Brocolli never faltered in the line of Fire..."
( Field Marshall Angry Chicken bobs his bird head left and then right....)
" He was a caring and responsible officer, devoted son and a man of honor..." " But...now he is just a pile of vegan paste...." "N he is dead..." " So fuck him...."
Field Marshall Angry Chicken now looks at the sad crowd. He doesn't have words to describe his loss. Primarily because he has no more words to say. What do you say....?
Field Marshall Angry Chicken now looks down at his thin bird legs and then stares into the distance.
Hmmmm....
" Pukak...." " Bitchez...." " In his honor, I dedicate my poem Soi Boiz"
The Field Marshall takes out his mobile phone, selects the right beat and puts his phone on speaker mode.
Beat kicks in 3...2....1....
Chorus: Rubbin oil on dem titties... Rubbin oil on dem titties...
Pukaaaaaak!!!!
Yu.... juzt a Soi Boi... Cry all night... Hug yo teddy bear tight... In yo azz.... You crave a pipe...
Cuz yu just a Soi boi.... N the only thing you like Izzzzzzz......
Rubbin oil on dem titties... Rubbin oil on dem titties...
( Field Marshall Angry Chicken now switches his beatbox app on his phone off with his thin bird leg...)
( Field Marshall Angry Chicken now clears his throat...)
" Datz all folks...." " Pukaaaaak!" " We out of here....."
As Field Marshall Angry Chicken runs away from the podium, Maj Vegan Gnome gives a loud command to the brave Vegan force.
" Attention...." " Vegan Force.....Left turn...." " Forward March....!!!"
Nihilist Monkey gives the cue and the marching band begins to play the new marching tune called " The Smile of The Great Goat " as the Vegan force party marches off.
Even though the people in the crowd have tears in their eyes... they feel assured in their hearts that the sacrifices of the brave Captain Brocolli did not go in vain.
Post Script: The sacrifice of Captain Brocolli did indeed go in vain.
https://imgur.com/a/ptqeq
Profiles in Courage (self.thebakerverse)
submitted 42 minutes ago * by Avocadoeagle
Admiral Gustav scratches his chin as he stares at the operational map for "Operation Turnip Redemption 3 - Day One".
" Who made this plan?" asks Admiral Gustav in a serious tone to the Director General Military Plans (DGMP) Major General Mister Penis.
Major General Mister Penis, a tall thin man with a bald head, immediately feels a terrible anxiety engulfing him.
" Admiral Gustav, the plans have been approved by the Field Marshal himself.... who .... who.... made the battle plan himself... Sir!"
Admiral Gustav takes off his reading glasses and places them on the operational map.The Admiral looks down at his polished shoes and then stares into the distance.
" General Penis... you are telling me... that this plan... was made and approved by the Field Marshal..."
General Penis feels beads of sweat rolling over his forehead.
" Yes.... yes... Sir!"
Admiral Gustav looks in General Penis's eyes. The nervousness is palpable.
" You are telling me.... that this plan.... this rubbish shit plan.... of launching a strategic operation involving hundreds of spec ops vegan commandoes, aerial drones, joint strikes and C4I counter operations was made by a Chicken..."
Admiral Gustav gets up from his chair and angrily points at the operational map.
" What is this...." " Launch artillery strikes of Pineapples at 0600 Hrs, followed by an attack of men with male breasts, who will strike fear in the enemies hearts by rubbing oil over their man breasts and run naked into the enemies dug out trench areas...."
" And this bit... in which a monkey will ride a dog into the thick of battle and deliver round house kicks to the enemies.... with Master Wang..."
" And this .... this shit.... here.... where military attack helicopters will play " Soi Boi" on the speakers full blast so that the enemies can buy Xhixken MC's new rap album .....!"
" What is this shit!" " You call this a military plan General ?!!!" " Never in my thirty five years of service have I ever come across...."
( The office door opens...)
Field Marshal Angry Chicken walks in....
( Major General Mister Penis immediately delivers a sharp salute to the Field Marshal...)
" Pukaaaak!" "I was hearing you bitichin ...Admiral..."
Admiral Gustav immediately loses his cool. " Day One Mission Planning for Operation Turnip Redemption 3 is a disaster Field Marshal...how could you even...."
" Shat the faaaak up biatch..." " You don't even know what we have in store for you on Day Two Boiii...." shouts the Field Marshal.
Admiral Gustav is confused. He looks at Major General Mister Penis.
" General Penis..." " What is in store for me on Day Two...?"
General Penis nervously looks left and then right. Then he takes a sip of cold milk from a glass and clears his throat.
The Admiral is clearly inflamed.
" General Penis... you are not answering my question...!" thunders Admiral Gustav.
" What is in store for me on Day Two???!!!"
Major General Mister Penis, takes in a deep breath.
" Sir... the Field Marshal...." " The Field Marshal has ordered that you are to be fired from a torpedo canon naked into the enemies defense lines, first thing on Day Two...."
" He has said WHAT......?!!!!!" shouts Prince Gustav clearly dumbfounded by the revelation.
Major General Mister Penis can't take the anxiety anymore.
He bends down and vomits milk from his mouth.
Post Script: A gush of milk is seen being vomited by General Penis on the carpet.
https://imgur.com/a/DaopN
On The Edge of Hope (self.thebakerverse)
submitted 49 minutes ago * by Avocadoeagle
" Snake.... come here..." " Come here quick...." shouts Yahweh as he sits down in front of his TV. Snake is busy making pancakes.
Breaking News!
( News anchor voice...)
"We have information that Vegan Force is initiating Operation Turnip Redemption 3 against Teeth Whitening Turds (TWT), who have been implicated in the death of Captain Brocolli who succumbed to his vegan injuries in Operation Vegan Onslaught, three days back."
" Continue watching live coverage of Operation Turnip Redemption 3 with your most trustworthy fake news channel PNN..."
Snake rushes in.
" Sssss....What do you want God... ?" " Do you want whipping cream with your pancakessss?"
" Snake sit down here..." says Yahweh, without even moving his eyes off the TV set.
Breaking News:
( News anchor voice...)
" PNN has just learned that Field Marshal Angry Chicken has decided to overwhelm the teeth whitening turds with a shock N awe display of man titties, organic pineapples and bombarding the enemies with his latest rap songs played by attack helicopters..."
Yahweh has a strange look on his face.
" What the fuck did I just hear.... Mr Chicken is doing WHAT?!"
Snake takes a sip of his lemonade.
" Ssss.... God it's called doublespeak. Attack the wrong people for the wrong reasons with the wrong tactics for a fake purpose and then declare mission accomplished. All civilized nations have engaged in BS wars over the years.... itssss good business!"
Yahweh shakes his head as he sees the live coverage on the TV screen.
"This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever seen Snake...." says Yahweh.
Snake takes another sip of his lemonade and then stares into the distance.
" God.... it is still not as dumb as creating sentient beings on a ball of pain, in a dog eat dog world , where every animal is feasting on one another.... and enslaving all these wretched beings with intense sexual appetites , so that their miseries continue on for ever through their children..." says Snake.
Yahweh looks at Snake.
" Hmmmmm.... that truly is an even more dumber thing than this.... whoever did that Snake?" asks Yahweh.
" You did...." says Snake as he continues staring into the distance.
https://imgur.com/a/4gOOc
Executive Vegan Decisions (self.thebakerverse)
submitted just now * by Avocadoeagle
General Big Pieep Sahulo, Rear Admiral Bong Piep Mabuto and Air Marshal Lingus Moseko stand up in attention and salute as Field Marshall Angry Chicken enters the Operations Commander's Board room.
Admiral Gustav follows the Field Marshal along with DGMP (Director General Military Plans) Major General Mister Penis.
" Genelmen... take yo seatz..." " Pukak..." says the Field Marshal, as he sits down at the Principal seat.
Everyone takes their seats on the board room table and Major General Penis distributes mission briefs to all General officers.
" Genelmen...!" " Today we begin day one of Operation Turnip Redemption 3..." " I wud personally like to thank President Mugabe for lending me his finest officers, who have extensive experience, accumulated over decades of military service,in eating Cheetos and chugging Mountain Dews..."
" Genelmen... any questionz?" asks the Field Marshal.
Rear Admiral Bongo Piep Mobutu, looks at the other officers and then raises his hand.
" Sir wat about the mission name..." " We think that Operation Turnip Redemption 3 is too harsh a name for an operation of this scale..." says the Rear Admiral in a thick African accent.
Field Marshal Chicken is intrigued by the suggestion.
" Pukaaak..." " So what do you Gz have in mind...?!"
General Big Piep Sahulo looks at Air Marshal Lingus Moseko and then raises his hand.
" Yes General Big Piep..." says the Field Marshal.
" Sir weee have decided on two other names, which will fit the mission better and want you to decide which one to select..." says the General in a thick African accent.
" Go ahead..." says Field Marshal Angry Chicken.
Air Marshal Lingus Moseko gets up from his seat.
" Field Marshal Chicken, the two names we have considered are "Operation Pipe in Azz/ Smile on Face" or "Operation Pipe in Azz... Ohh Fuk... I lost all my savings in Bitcoin...!"
Field Marshal Angry Chicken listens to the suggestions made by the General officers.
Time is running out.... Which name to take.... Decisions...decisions... decisions...!
Things look tense👀...in the Operation Commander's Board Room.
https://imgur.com/a/tRluu
The Canopus of Vegan Sin (self.thebakerverse)
submitted 1 day ago * by Avocadoeagle
Vegan Gnome always looks forward to 8:30 pm. It's that time of the night , when he places his sweet Christian butt cheeks on his toilet seat and takes a *vegan shit. ( * USDA approved - Organic Vegan Shit)
He also likes to solve cheeky vegan puzzles while he defecates.
Puzzle 32 F:
" What has two i's, two f's, walks and talks and loves your mother ?"
Mmmmm....
Vegan Gnome thinks for a few seconds. Aha....he got it..
" It's a woolly cashmere sweater.." says Vegan Gnome as he claps his hands in delight.
He goes to the answers page, at the end of the book.
Wrong Answer🍑🥕!
He reads the answer:
" The answer to puzzle 32 F is a vicious vegan alien from the Super Giant star Canopus in the constellation Carina, 310 light years away, who will come to earth and shove his fist right up your azz!"
Fak!
No worries....
Vegan Gnome turns over the page and now tries to solve puzzle 36 DD.
" My name begins with a Q , I walk on two legs, and can catch a bird, fly and write rhymes, what am I ?"
This one is difficult. Vegan Gnome strains hard for this one.
Maybe.... Mmmmm..... Aha....
" It's the village postman !" says Vegan Gnome as he claps his hands in delight.
He hurriedly goes to the answers page at the end of the book.
Puzzle 36 DD.
Wrong Answer🌰🌶!
He reads the answer:
" The answer to puzzle 36 DD, is Q-Zord, a vicious sodomite alien from the constellation Carina, who is coming to earth this very moment on the space battleship Zordus, to shove his entire three fingered alien fist up your vegan azz!"
Fak!
( A few moments later...)
Vegan Gnome tucks himself into bed and gives Teddy a kiss. He switches off his bed side lamp. " Isn't life wonderful..." thinks Vegan Gnome as he drifts into sleep with a smile on his face.
Post Script:
23:49 Hrs.
Strange flashes of light are seen in the sky. The dogs in the neighborhood have started barking...
https://imgur.com/a/L3Bie
This Cursed Jealousy (self.thebakerverse)
submitted 18 minutes ago by Avocadoeagle
Skeletor is 6'3. He has 23 inch biceps and 6 pack abs. He has a square chiseled jaw ( Quite literally ). All the chics dig Skeletor. Skeletor is also a great shooting guard for Eternia's High School Basketball team. Chic's love Skeletor.
Mumraa looks at his reflection in the putrid pool near his skull coffin.
Fak!
Bad dental hygiene. Man tits. Weak muscles. Bad posture. Weak eyesight. Can't even walk straight. Incel. Women hate him. No access to titties.
Mumraa takes in a deep breath. Everyone tells him to lift bro...and be more confident around women, but he knows that doesn't work. He adopted a vegan lifestyle, workout out, went out for long walks with Mamut, did deep breathing exercises, yoga, Taichi, Gingseng Tea, protein shakes....
Fak! None of these shits help. Mumraa looks at his G shock watch. It's 9 am in the morning. Time to go back to sleep, as Mumraa stays awake all night watching reruns of " Full House" with Mamut.
Mumraa is lonely, Fak Skeletor!
Post Script: " Field Marshal do we have permission...?" asks Commodore Piep. Field Marshal Chicken nods his head.
Admiral Gustav is fired from the torpedo tube of a submarine straight into enemy territory.
A naked old man can be seen flying over the black pyramid, where Mumraa is changing into his pygamies and getting ready to sleep.
https://imgur.com/a/GM5ou
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