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Searchable table of all quest and hideout upgrade items 0.12.6

Taken from the official wiki. If you have any corrections let me know and I'll edit. Copiable to a spreadsheet application if you want to start crossing items out.
Lvl 10 requirement - 57124 XP
Trader Quest Type Objectives
Prapor Debut Elimination Kill 5 Scavs at Customs; Hand over 2 MP-133 pump-action shotguns
Prapor Checking PickUp Find the bronze pocket watch; (Optional) Find the key to the tank truck; Hand over the bronze pocket watch to Prapor
Prapor Shootout picnic Elimination Neutralize 15 Scavs on Woods
Prapor Delivery from the past PickUp Find a secure case in the Tarcone Director's Office at the Customs terminal; Leave the case in the Factory swing room, on 2nd floor of shop 3; Survive and exit Factory location
Prapor BP depot Discover Mark fuel tank №1 with beacon on Customs; Mark fuel tank №2 with beacon on Customs; Mark fuel tank №3 with beacon on Customs; Mark fuel tank №4 with beacon on Customs; Survive and leave the area
Prapor Bad rep evidence PickUp Find secure folder 0031 in a bunkhouse on Customs; (Optional) Gain access to the closed room in the Factory offices; (Optional) Find the bunkhouse key; Hand over secure folder 0031 to Prapor; Survive and exit Customs location
Prapor Ice cream cones PickUp Find 6 60-round mags for AK; (Optional) Find the key from the bunker in the Terragroup employee room; (Optional) Locate the right bunker in the Woods; Hand over 6 60 round mags for AK to Prapor
Prapor Postman Pat - Part 1 PickUp Find a letter on a messenger in the Factory; Survive and exit Factory location; Hand over the letter to Therapist
Prapor Shaking up teller PickUp Find something valuable in the dorm room 203; (Optional) Gain access to room 214; Hand over the item to Prapor
Prapor The Punisher - Part 1 Elimination Kill 15 Scavs at the Shoreline using AKM series weapon
Prapor The Punisher - Part 2 Elimination Kill 12 Scavs at the Shoreline using a suppressed weapon; Find in raid 7 lower half-masks; Hand masks over to Prapor
Prapor The Punisher - Part 3 Elimination Kill 25 Scavs on Customs using AKS-74U
Prapor The Punisher - Part 4 Elimination Kill 10 Scavs in Woods using 12 gauge shotguns; Kill 10 PMCs on Shoreline while wearing a balaclava and a scav vest.; Find in raid 5 knives Bars A-2607; Handover knives to Prapor
Prapor The Punisher - Part 5 PickUp Find 3 AK-74N; Handover AK-74N rifles to Prapor; Find 3 M4A1 assault rifles; Handover M4A1 rifles to Prapor; Find 5 PM pistols; Handover pistols to Prapor; Kill 10 PMC operatives. You must be wearing a PACA vest and 6b47 helmet
Prapor The Punisher - Part 6 Elimination Kill 15 PMC operators. You must use SVD; Find 7 PMC USEC dogtags; Hand over 7 PMC USEC dogtags; Find 7 PMC BEAR dogtags; Hand over 7 PMC BEAR dogtags
Prapor Polikhim hobo Elimination Kill 25 Scavs on Customs
Prapor Big customer Completion Find a transport with chemicals; Mark the chemical transport with a beacon; Survive and extract Customs
Prapor No offence PickUp Find 10 M67 grenades; Handover grenades to Prapor
Prapor Grenadier Elimination Kill 12 PMC's with grenades
Prapor Perfect mediator Standing Reach 4-th level of standing with Ragman; Reach 4-th level of standing with Skier; Reach 4-th level of standing with Mechanic; Reach 4-th level of standing with Peacekeeper; Reach 4-th level of standing with Prapor; Reach 4-th level of standing with Therapist
Prapor Insomnia Elimination Kill 30 PMC's during nighttime (23 to 04)
Prapor Test drive - Part 1 Elimination Kill 5 PMC's using an M1A with a Hybrid 46 silencer and a Trijicon REAP-IR thermal scope
Prapor Regulated materials PickUp Find in raid military battery; Handover military battery; Find in raid 10 30-mil. shells for BMP cannon; Handover 10 30-mil. shells for BMP cannon
Therapist Shortage PickUp Find 5 Salewa kits; Hand over 5 Salewa kits to Therapist
Therapist Sanitary Standards - Part 1 PickUp Find gas analyzer; (Optional) Get access to the pumping station at the Factory; Hand over the gas analyzer to Therapist
Therapist Sanitary Standards - Part 2 Completion Find in raid 2 gas analyzers; Hand over the gas analyzers to Therapist
Therapist Operation Aquarius - Part 1 PickUp Find hidden water in the dorm; Survive and extract Customs
Therapist Operation Aquarius - Part 2 Elimination Eliminate 15 Scavs on Customs
Therapist Painkiller PickUp Find in raid 4 morphine syringes; Hand the syringes over to Therapist
Therapist Pharmacist PickUp Find a case with the device; (Optional) Find the paramedic's car; (Optional) Get into dorm room 114; Hand over the case to Therapist
Therapist Supply plans PickUp Find the secure folder on the sawmill; Survive and exit Woods location; Hand over the folder to Therapist
Therapist General wares Completion Find in raid 15 cans of meat; Hand the cans over to Therapist
Therapist Car repair PickUp Find in raid 4 car batteries; Find in raid 8 spark plugs; Hand car batteries over to Therapist; Hand spark plugs over to Therapist
Therapist Health Care Privacy - Part 1 Discover Mark 1st ambulance; Mark 2nd ambulance; Mark 3rd ambulance; Survive and exit the location
Therapist Health Care Privacy - Part 2 Discover Gather info on the fate of the Terragroup research; Hand over info on the fate of the Terragroup research; Survive and exit the location
Therapist Health Care Privacy - Part 3 Discover Find the car that belonged to the head of the Medical Service; Pick up the blood sample; Hand over the blood sample; Survive and exit the location
Therapist Health Care Privacy - Part 4 Skill Increase Health skill level to 4
Therapist Health Care Privacy - Part 5 Multi Locate the drop spot in the nighttime in Factory; Obtain 3 packs of gunpowder and leave them in the designated spot
Therapist Postman Pat - Part 2 PickUp Hand over the letter from messenger to the Therapist
Therapist Out of curiosity PickUp Find a transport with chemicals; Mark the chemical transport with a beacon; Survive and extract Customs
Therapist Trust regain PickUp Find 303 dorm room key; Find ZB-014 key; Find the customs military checkpoint key; Find gas station closet key; Hand over 303 key; Hand over ZB-014 key; Hand over the checkpoint key; Hand over closet key
Therapist Hippocratic Vow Completion Handover 500 dollars.
Therapist Private clinic Completion Handover 3 Ophthalmoscopes; Handover 3 LEDX Skin Transilluminators
Therapist Athlete Skill Earn 10 Health skill level
Therapist Decontamination service Elimination Kill 30 Scavs at the Interchange, from the range less than 60 meters.You must be wearing spec. gear
Therapist An apple a day - keeps the doctor away Completion Handover 400,000 roubles
Skier Supplier PickUp Hand over 4 body armor to Skier; Hand over 4 shotguns to Skier
Skier The Extortionist PickUp Find the hidden valuable cargo; (Optional) Find the messenger body; (Optional) Find a place where the messenger hid the item; Hand it over to Skier
Skier Stirrup Elimination Eliminate 3 PMC operators. You must be using pistols
Skier What's on the flash drive? PickUp Find in raid two USB flash drives with information; Hand them over to Skier
Skier Golden swag Completion Find a Gilded Zibbo lighter; Leave the lighter in the bunkhouse in the trailer parking (Customs)
Skier Chemical - Part 1 PickUp Find some information about the Deputy Chief's past life; (Optional) Find a sleeping place of the former Deputy Chief of Security Hand it over to Skier; Find items that can help the investigation; Hand them over to Skier
Skier Chemical - Part 2 PickUp Find any information that could help with the investigation; Hand it over to Skier; Find any evidence that could help with the investigation; Hand the evidence over to Skier
Skier Chemical - Part 3 PickUp Find a Syringe with a chemical in the Factory; Hand over the syringe to Skier
Skier Chemical - Part 4 PickUp Find a transport with chemicals; Mark the chemical transport with a beacon; Survive and extract Customs
Skier Loyalty buyout Standing Give 1 million roubles to Skier
Skier Friend from the West - Part 1 Elimination Kill 7 USEC Find 7 PMC USEC dogtags; Hand over 7 PMC USEC dogtags
Skier Friend from the West - Part 2 Merchant Hand over $6,000
Skier "Vitamins" - Part 1 PickUp Get first Chemical container; Hand over first Chemical container; Get second Chemical container; Hand over second Chemical container; Get third Chemical container; Hand over third Chemical container
Skier "Vitamins" - Part 2 PickUp Find in raid 3 Medical bloodset; Hand over Medical bloodset, 3 pcs; Find in raid 4 Respirator; Hand over Respirator, 4 pcs
Skier Lend lease - Part 1 PickUp Get first Motor Controller; Hand over first controller; Get second Motor Controller; Hand over second controller; Get third Motor Controller; Hand over third controller; Get first Single-axis Fiber Optic Gyroscope; Hand over first Single-axis Fiber Optic Gyroscope; Get second Single-axis Fiber Optic Gyroscope; Hand over second Single-axis Fiber Optic Gyroscope
Skier Informed means armed Completion Install a WIFI camera to watch the pier; Install the WIFI camera to watch the road to port; Install the WIFI camera to watch Kiba Arms store
Skier Chumming Completion Stash 3 gold chains under the mattress next to BTR-80A; Stash 3 gold chains in the microwave on the 3rd floor of dorms; Stash 3 gold chains in the middle accommodation unit of the sawmill; Kill 5 PMC operators on Interchange in time period from 23:00 till 10:00
Skier Kind of sabotage PickUp Hand over folder 0052 to Skier
Skier Silent caliber Elimination Kill 20 Scavs with a suppressed 12 gauge shotgun; Kill 10 PMC's with a suppressed 12 gauge shotgun
Skier Flint Skill Earn 8 Stress Resistance skill level
Skier Bullshit Discovery Find False flash drive; Put fake flash drive (Dorms, 3-rd floor. Pile of trash opposite the stairs) Put sniper rifle SV-98 (Dorms, 3-rd floor. Pile of trash opposite the stairs; Put Roler watch (Dorms, 3-rd floor. Pile of trash opposite the stairs) Do not kill Scavs at Customs until the quest is completed
Skier Setup Elimination Kill 15 PMC's at Customs. You must be wearing spec. gear
Peacekeeper Fishing Gear Completion Find the secret spot; Leave sniper rifle in place; Leave multitool in place; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Tigr Safari Discover Mark first Tigr vehicle at Customs; Mark second Tigr vehicle at Customs; Mark third Tigr vehicle at Customs; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Scrap Metal Discover Mark first tank T-90 at Shoreline; Mark second tank T-90 at Shoreline; Mark third tank T-90 at Shoreline; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Eagle Eye PickUp Find the first UAV crash site; Find SAS disk from the first crashed drone; Hand over SAS disk from the first crashed drone; Find the second UAV crash site Find SAS disk from the second crashed drone; Hand over SAS disk from the second crashed drone
Peacekeeper Humanitarian Supplies Discover Mark first truck with lost UN cargo; (Optional) Find first truck with lost UN cargo; Mark second truck with lost UN cargo; (Optional) Find second truck with lost UN cargo; Find 5 MRE ration packs; Deliver 5 MRE ration packs to Peacekeeper; Kill 10 Scavs at the Shoreline. You must be wearing UN uniform (MF-UNTAR armor vest and UNTAR helmet); Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Redacted quest - Part 1 Exploration Find the missing informant Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Redacted quest - Part 2 Exploration Put the beacon on the ritual spot at the Customs; Put the beacon on the ritual spot in the Woods; Put the beacon on the ritual spot in the Shoreline; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 1 Elimination Kill 7 Scavs at the Shoreline with 12 gauge shotgun headshots
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 2 Exploration Mark the helicopter with a beacon Mark a safe road with a beacon Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 3 PickUp Find in raid WD-40 100ml; Hand over WD-40 100ml; Find in raid Clin wipers, 2 pcs; Hand over Clin wipers, 2 pcs; Find in raid Corrugated hoses, 2 pcs; Hand over Corrugated hoses, 2 pcs; Find in raid Ox bleach, 2 pcs; Hand over Ox bleach, 2 pcs
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 4 Discover Find generators in right wing; Find generators in left wing; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 5 PickUp Find the key from the locked resort rooms; Hand over key from the locked resort rooms
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 6 Standing Hand over $8,000
Peacekeeper Spa Tour - Part 7 PickUp Find in raid Morphine injector, 4 pcs; Hand over Morphine injector, 4 pcs; Find in raid Heat-exchange alkali surface washer, 2 pcs; Hand over Heat-exchange alkali surface washer, 2 pcs; Find in raid Corrugated hose, 2 pcs; Hand over Corrugated hose, 2 pcs; Find in raid 5L propane tank, 2 pcs; Hand over 5L propane tank, 2 pcs
Peacekeeper Cargo X - Part 1 PickUp Find the cargo record in the computer room; Hand over the retrieved data to Peacekeeper
Peacekeeper Cargo X - Part 2 Exploration Find a room with reservoirs; Find any information on the second part of the shipment; Give the info on the second part of the cargo to Peacekeeper
Peacekeeper Cargo X - Part 3 Multi Find hidden Terragroup cargo; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Lend lease - Part 2 PickUp Find in raid Military COFDM wireless Signal Transmitter; Find in raid 2 Virtex programmable processors; Handover Military COFDM wireless Signal Transmitter; Handover 2 Virtex programmable processors
Peacekeeper Wet Job - Part 1 Elimination Kill 10 Scavs at the Shoreline using a suppressed M4 or ADAR
Peacekeeper Wet Job - Part 2 Exploration Find the fisher's dwelling; Set the beacon; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Wet Job - Part 3 Exploration Find Artyom's car; Survive and leave the area
Peacekeeper Wet Job - Part 4 PickUp Find a list of resort tenants; Hand over the list of tenants to Peacekeeper
Peacekeeper Wet Job - Part 5 PickUp Find info on Artyom's work; Hand over the info to Peacekeeper
Peacekeeper Wet Job - Part 6 Skill Reach level 7 in Sniper rifle handling skill
Peacekeeper The guide Exploration Survive at Interchange (Status: Survived); Survive at Shoreline (Status: Survived); Survive at Factory (Status: Survived); Survive at Laboratory (Status: Survived); Survive at Woods (Status: Survived); Survive at Customs (Status: Survived); Survive at Reserve (Status: Survived)
Peacekeeper Peacekeeping mission Elimination Kill 12 Scavs on Customs while dressed in the UN uniform (UNTAR helmet, MF-UNTAR armor vest, Colt M4A1); Kill 12 Scavs on Interchange while dressed in the UN uniform (UNTAR helmet, MF-UNTAR armor vest, Colt M4A1); Kill 12 Scavs on Shoreline while dressed in the UN uniform (UNTAR helmet, MF-UNTAR armor vest, Colt M4A1); Kill 12 Scavs on Woods while dressed in the UN uniform (UNTAR helmet, MF-UNTAR armor vest, Colt M4A1)
Peacekeeper Mentor Completion Handover 50,000 euros
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 1 Parameter-oriented modding Modify MP-133 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 2 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AKS-74U to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 3 Parameter-oriented modding Modify MP5 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 4 Parameter-oriented modding Modify M4A1 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 5 Parameter-oriented modding Modify DVL-10 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 6 Parameter-oriented modding Modify R11 RSASS to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 7 Parameter-oriented modding Modify Remington Model 870 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 8 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AKM to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 9 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AKS-74N to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 10 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AK-105 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 11 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AS VAL to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 12 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AK-102 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 13 Parameter-oriented modding Modify SIG MPX to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 14 Parameter-oriented modding Modify AKMN to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 15 Parameter-oriented modding Modify M1A to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Gunsmith - Part 16 Parameter-oriented modding Modify M4A1 to comply with the required specification
Mechanic Farming - Part 1 Completion Fix the first control board Fix the second control board Survive and leave the area
Mechanic Farming - Part 2 PickUp Find in raid Powercord, 2 pcs; Hand over Powercord, 2 pcs; Find in raid T-Shaped Plug, 4 pcs; Hand over T-Shaped Plug, 4 pcs; Find in raid Printed circuit board, 2 pcs; Hand over Printed circuit board, 2 pcs
Mechanic Farming - Part 3 Completion Find a warehouse of confiscate; Get package with graphics cards; Hand over package with graphics cards
Mechanic Farming - Part 4 PickUp Find in raid Graphics card, 3 pcs; Hand over Graphics card, 3 pcs; Find in raid CPU Fan, 8 pcs; Hand over CPU Fan, 8 pcs
Mechanic Signal - Part 1 Discover Find the first signal source; Find the second signal source; Survive and leave the area
Mechanic Signal - Part 2 PickUp Find in raid 3 PC CPU; Find in raid 3 Rechargeable battery; Find in raid 3 Printed circuit board; Find in raid 3 Broken GPhone; Hand over PC CPU, 3 pcs; Hand over Rechargeable battery, 3 pcs; Hand over Printed circuit board, 3 pcs; Hand over Broken GPhone, 3 pcs
Mechanic Signal - Part 3 Completion Place first jammer; Place second jammer; Place third jammer; Survive and leave the area
Mechanic Signal - Part 4 Skill Increase memory skill level to 4
Mechanic Bad habit PickUp Find in raid Malboro cigarettes, 5 pcs; Hand over Malboro cigarettes, 5 pcs; Find in raid Strike cigarettes, 5 pcs; Hand over Strike cigarettes, 5 pcs; Find in raid Wilston cigarettes, 5 pcs; Hand over Wilston cigarettes, 5 pcs
Mechanic Scout Completion Find a way out of the factory 1; Find a way out of the factory 2; Find a way out of the factory 3; Survive and exit the location
Mechanic Insider Standing Reach level 3 loyalty with Prapor
Mechanic Psycho Sniper Skill Upgrade the Sniper skill to level 9
Mechanic Import PickUp Find in raid UHF RFID Reader; Find in raid VPX Flash Storage Module; Handover UHF RFID Reader; Handover VPX Flash Storage Module
Mechanic Fertilizers PickUp Find in raid 5 Wires Find in raid 5 Capacitors; Handover 5 Wires; Handover 5 Capacitors
Mechanic A Shooter Born in Heaven Elimination Kill 3 PMCs with headshots in the Woods from a distance of more than 100 meters.; Kill 3 PMCs with headshots in the Interchange from a distance of more than 100 meters.; Kill 3 PMCs with headshots in the Shoreline from a distance of more than 100 meters.; Kill 3 PMCs with headshots in the Customs from a distance of more than 100 meters.
Mechanic Introduction Completion Find Jaeger's camp; Find Jaeger's message; Handover the message to the Mechanic
Ragman Only business Merchant Obtain level 2 loyalty with Ragman
Ragman Make ULTRA Great Again Completion Kill 25 Scavs at the Interchange.
Ragman Big sale Exploration Check AVOKADO; Check KOSTIN; Check tRend Check DINO CLOTHES Check TOP BRAND Survive and leave the area
Ragman The Blood of War - Part 1 Completion Mark tank 1; Mark tank 2; Mark tank 3; Survive and leave the area
Ragman Dressed to kill Completion Hand over Ushanka ear-flap cap, 7 pcs; Hand over Kinda cowboy hat, 7 pcs
Ragman Gratitude Completion Find the secret spot; Leave the Ghost balaclava in place; Leave the Shemagh in place; Leave the RayBench sunglasses in place; Leave the Round frame sunglasses in place
Ragman Sales Night Completion Survive in the raid at Interchange 7 times
Ragman Hot delivery Completion Stash Peltor ComTac 2 in specified place, 2 pcs; Stash 6B47 Ratnik-BSh Helmet in specified place, 2 pcs; Stash BNTI Gzhel-K armor in specified place, 2 pcs
Ragman Database - Part 1 Exploration Get Goshan cargo manifests; Hand over Goshan cargo manifests; Get OLI cargo manifests; Hand over OLI cargo manifests; Get IDEA cargo manifests; Hand over IDEA cargo manifests
Ragman Database - Part 2 Completion Get OLI cargo route documents; Hand over OLI cargo route documents
Ragman Minibus Completion Mark first minibus; Mark second minibus; Mark third minibus; Survive and leave the area
Ragman Sew it good - Part 1 PickUp Find in raid Ski hat with holes for eyes; Hand over Ski hat with holes for eyes; Find in raid Pilgrim tourist backpack; Hand over Pilgrim tourist backpack
Ragman Sew it good - Part 2 PickUp Get Gzhel in 0-50% condition; Hand over Gzhel in 0-50% condition; Get Gzhel in 50-100% condition; Hand over Gzhel in 50-100% condition
Ragman Sew it good - Part 3 PickUp Get 6B43 with 0-50% condition; Hand over 6B43 with 0-50% condition; Get 6B43 with 50-100% condition; Hand over 6B43 with 50-100% condition
Ragman Sew it good - Part 4 PickUp Find in raid 2 Wartech (TV-109, TV-106); Hand over 2 Wartech (TV-109, TV-106); Find in raid 2 BlackRock chest rig; Hand over 2 BlackRock chest rig
Ragman The Blood of War - Part 2 PickUp Find in raid Fuel conditioner, 4 pcs; Hand over Fuel conditioner, 4 pcs
Ragman The Blood of War - Part 3 Completion Find and mark first fuel stash; Find and mark second fuel stash; Find and mark third fuel stash; Survive and leave the area
Ragman The key to success PickUp Get Clothes design handbook Part 1; Hand over Clothes design handbook Part 1; Get Clothes design handbook Part 2; Hand over Clothes design handbook Part 2
Ragman Living high is not a crime - Part 1 PickUp Find in raid Bronze lion, 2 pcs; Hand over Bronze lion, 2 pcs; Find in raid Horse figurine, 2 pcs; Hand over Horse figurine, 2 pcs; Find in raid Cat figurine Hand over Cat figurine; Find in raid Roler submariner gold wrist watch; Hand over Roler submariner gold wrist watch
Ragman Living high is not a crime - Part 2 PickUp Find in raid 3 antique teapots; Find in raid 2 antique vases; Handover 3 antique teapots; Handover 2 antique vases
Ragman Charisma brings success Skill Increase the Charisma level to 10
Ragman No fuss needed Standing Increase the Therapist loyalty level to 3
Ragman Supervisor PickUp Get key from Goshan cash registers; Hand over key from Goshan cash registers
Ragman Scavenger Skill Earn 9 Search skill level
Ragman The stylish one Elimination Eliminate Killa 100 times
Ragman Textile - Part 1 Pickup Obtain in raid 5 pcs. of Aramid fiber cloth; Obtain in raid 10 pcs. of Ripstop cloth; Obtain in raid 3 pcs. of paracord; Hand over Aramid fiber cloth 5 pcs.; Hand over Ripstop cloth 10 pcs.; Hand over paracord 3 pcs.
Ragman Textile - Part 2 Pickup Obtain in raid 10 pcs. of Fleece cloth; Hand over Fleece cloth 10 pcs.; Obtain in raid 10 pcs. of Polyamide fabric Cordura; Hand over Polyamide fabric Cordura 10 pcs.; Obtain in raid KEKTAPE duct tape 5 pcs.; Hand over KEKTAPE duct tape 5 pcs.
Jaeger Acquaintance Completion Get 5 Iskra lunch box; Get 6 packs of Emelya rye croutons; Get 3 cans of delicious beef stew
Jaeger The survivalist path - Unprotected, but dangerous Completion Kill 5 scavs on Woods. You should not wear body armor
Jaeger The survivalist path - Thrifty Completion Stash "Iskra" MRE in the ZB-016 bunker; Stash bottle of water in the ZB-016 bunker; Stash "Iskra" MRE in the ZB-014 bunker; Stash bottle of water in the ZB-014 bunker
Jaeger The survivalist path - Zhivchik Experience Spend 5 minutes in a state of complete dehydration
Jaeger The survivalist path - Wounded beast Completion Kill 4 scavs while suffering from pain effect
Jaeger The survivalist path - Tough guy Completion Eliminate 4 scavs on Woods in a single raid. You must not use medicine. Don't use any medicine during the quest
Jaeger The survivalist path - Cold blooded Completion Eliminate 3 PMCs with the headshot while having tremor
Jaeger The survivalist path - Junkie Elimination Kill 20 scavs on Woods while having stimulant effects
Jaeger The survivalist path - Combat medic Completion Reach level 5 Vitality skill
Jaeger Huntsman path - Secured perimeter Completion Eliminate 8 PMС on Factory in the office area
Jaeger Huntsman path - The trophy Completion Eliminate Reshala; Find in raid the golden TT; Handover golden TT to Jaeger
Jaeger Huntsman path - Woods cleaning Completion Kill 40 scavs all over the Tarkov territory
Jaeger Huntsman path - Controller Completion Kill 2 PMCs blinded with the flashbang
Jaeger Huntsman path - Sell-out Elimination Eliminate Killa; Find In Raid Killa's helmet; Handover Killa's helmet to Jaeger
Jaeger Huntsman path - Woods keeper Completion Eliminate Shturman; Find in raid Shturman's key; Handover the Shturman's stash key to Jaeger
Jaeger Huntsman path - Justice Completion Kill 3 scavs that are dressed in police uniform
Jaeger Huntsman path - Evil watchman Completion Kill 7 PMCs in the Dorms area on Customs
Jaeger Huntsman path - Eraser - Part 1 Completion Find and eliminate Glukhar
Jaeger Huntsman path - Eraser - Part 2 Completion Eliminate 8 raiders
Jaeger Ambulance Completion Find in raid portable defibrillator; Find in raid 2 CMS surgery kits; Handover portable defibrillator; Handover 2 CMS surgery kits
Jaeger Shady business PickUp Find in raid 3 flash drives; Handover 3 flash drives
Jaeger Nostalgia Completion Find a room with the view of a bay, where Jaeger was staying; Find Jaegers' photo album; Handover photo album to Jaeger
Jaeger Fishing place Completion Find in raid 3 TerraGroup Labs access keycards; Handover 3 TerraGroup Labs access keycards
Jaeger Courtesy visit Completion Find priest house; Find fisherman house Find chairman house
Jaeger Hunting trip Completion Give the Jaeger 3x M700 sniper rifles of a certain configuration
Jaeger Reserv Completion Find the food storage
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 1 Elimination Kill 8 Scavs over 40 meters away with a Mosin rifle without a scope
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 2 Elimination Make 3 hits in the legs from more than 60 meters away with a Mosin Make 2 headshots from more than 60 meters away with a Mosin
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 3 Elimination Kill 4 PMC operatives with a Mosin at close range, less than 25 meters away
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 4 Elimination Level up the Sniper Rifles skill to 4
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 5 Elimination Kill 10 Scavs at Customs with a Mosin rifle between 21:00 and 5:00
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 6 Elimination Kill 7 Scav snipers with a Mosin
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 7 Elimination Kill 5 PMC operatives with a suppressed Mosin at least 55 meters away
Jaeger "The Tarkov shooter" - Part 8 Elimination Kill 3 PMC operatives with a Mosin over one raid in the Woods
Fence Collector PickUp Find an Old firesteel in raid; Handover the Old firesteel; Find an Antique axe in raid; Handover the Antique axe; Find a Battered antique Book in raid; Handover the Battered antique Book; Find a FireKlean gun lube in raid; Handover the FireKlean gun lube; Find a Golden rooster in raid; Handover the Golden rooster; Find a Silver Badge in raid; Handover the Silver Badge; Find a Deadlyslob's beard oil in raid; Handover the Deadlyslob's beard oil; Find a Golden 1GPhone in raid; Handover the Golden 1GPhone; Find a Jar of DevilDog mayo in raid; Handover the Jar of DevilDog mayo Find a Can of sprats in raid; Handover the Can of sprats; Find a Fake mustache in raid; Handover the Fake mustache; Find a Kotton beanie in raid; Handover the Kotton beanie; Find a Can of Dr. Lupo's coffee beans in raid; Handover the Can of Dr. Lupo's coffee beans; Find a Pestily plague mask in raid; Handover the Pestily plague mask; Find a Raven figurine in raid; Handover the Raven figurine; Find a Shroud half-mask in raid; Handover the Shroud half-mask
Facility Level Requirements
Air Filtering Unit 1 10,000 Dollars Level 3 Generator Level 3 Vents Skier LL3
Bitcoin farm 1 10 CPU Fan 5 Power supply unit 5 Powercord 1 Electric drill Level 2 Intelligence Center
Bitcoin farm 2 15 CPU Fan 5 Power supply unit 5 Printed circuit board 2 Phase control relay Level 3 Generator
Bitcoin farm 3 25 CPU Fan 10 Silicone tubes 2 Electric motor 4 Pressure gauges Level 1 Solar Power Level 3 Water Collector
Booze generator 1 4 Silicone tubes 2 Analog thermometers 2 Pressure gauges 5 Corrugated hose Level 3 Water Collector Level 3 Nutrition Unit
Generator 1 100,000 Roubles
Generator 2 5 Phase control relays 1 Electric motor 15 Wires Level 2 Security Level 2 Vents
Generator 3 6 Phase control relays 2 Electric motor 5 Spark plug 5 Power supply unit Level 3 Security Level 3 Vents Mechanic LL3
Heating 1 25,000 Roubles
Heating 2 50,000 Roubles Level 1 Endurance
Heating 3 8 Radiator helix 8 Wires Level 2 Generator Level 2 Workbench Level 2 Ragman
Illumination 1 10,000 Roubles
Illumination 2 14 Light bulb 5 Wires Level 1 Generator
Illumination 3 50,000 Roubles 7 Capacitors Level 2 Generator Mechanic LL2
Intelligence Center 1 1 Folder with intelligence Level 2 Security Level 2 Vents
Intelligence Center 2 3 Folder with intelligence 3 Secure Flash drive 4 Powercord 4 Damaged hard drive Level 3 Security Level 3 Medstation Level 3 Nutrition Unit Mechanic LL2 Level 3 Attention
Intelligence Center 3 2 Military COFDM wireless Signal Transmitters 2 VPX Flash Storage Modules 3 Gas analyzers 4 Military cable Level 3 Generator Prapor LL3
Lavatory 1 2,000 Roubles
Lavatory 2 3 Corrugated hoses 5 A pack of screws 1 Electric drill Level 1 Water Collector
Lavatory 3 6 Corrugated hoses 2 Pressure gauges 1 A set of tools 3 Xenomorph sealing foam Level 2 Water Collector
Library 1 400,000 Roubles Level 3 Rest Space Level 8 Memory skill
Medstation 1 25,000 Roubles
Medstation 2 50,000 Roubles 2 Medical bloodset 3 Saline solution Therapist LL2 Level 2 Health
Medstation 3 150,000 Roubles 4 Saline solution 1 LEDX Skin Transilluminator 1 Opthalmoscope Therapist LL3 Skier LL2 Vitality Level 3 Level 2 Lavatory
Nutrition unit 1 25,000 Roubles 2 Phase control relay Level 1 Generator
Nutrition unit 2 4 Wrench 2 Corrugated hose 2 Heat-exchange alkali surface washer 1 Phase control relay Level 2 Lavatory
Nutrition unit 3 125,000 Roubles 3 Coffee Majaica 3 Sodium bicarbonate Level 2 Generator Level 3 Lavatory Level 2 Stash Level 3 Metabolism
Rest Space 1 10,000 Roubles
Rest Space 2 35,000 Roubles Level 2 Generator Level 2 Heating Level 2 Ragman
Rest Space 3 3,000 Dollars 4 Powercord 5 Capacitors 7 Wires Level 3 Generator Level 3 Heating Skier LL3
Scav case 1 4 Bronze lion 6 Gold skull ring 8 Golden neck chain 4 Roler submariner gold wrist watch Level 2 Intelligence Center
Security 1 20,000 Roubles
Security 2 45,000 Roubles Level 2 Endurance
Security 3 2 Working LCD 4 Wires 8 NIXXOR lens 1 SSD drive Level 3 Illumination Mechanic LL2
Shooting range 1 4 A pack of nails 5 Screw nut 5 Bolts 3 Duct tape Level 2 Illumination
Solar power 1 15,000 Euros 4 Military cable 2 Phased array element 4 Military power filter Level 3 Generator Level 3 Workbench Peacekeeper LL4
Stash 1 Purchase of EFT Standard Edition
Stash 2 Purchase of EFT Left Behind Or 3,500,000 Roubles 1 Hand drill 7 A pack of screws 4 WD-40 100ml.
Stash 3 Purchase of EFT Prepare for Escape Or 8,500,000 Roubles 2 Electric drill 8 A pack of screws Level 2 Heating Level 2 Vents Prapor LL3 Ragman LL3
Stash 4 Purchase of EFT Edge of Darkness Or 150,000 Euros Level 3 Generator Level 3 Workbench Level 3 Heating Level 3 Intelligence Center Peacekeeper LL4 Ragman LL4
Vents 1 25,000 Roubles
Vents 2 1 Electric motor 1 Car battery
Vents 3 4 Electric motor 14 Wires 5 Printed circuit board 4 Car battery Level 2 Generator Level 2 Strength
Water collector 1 4 Corrugated hose 5 Bolts 5 Screw nut 3 Duct tape
Water collector 2 6 Corrugated hose 2 Electric motor 2 A set of tools Level 2 Workbench Jaeger LL2 Level 3 Attention
Water collector 3 125,000 Roubles 2 Pliers Elite 5 Shustrilo sealing foam Level 3 Generator Level 3 Heating Jaeger LL3
Workbench 1 2 Screw nuts 2 Bolts 1 Leatherman Multitool
Workbench 2 3 A set of tools 2 Electric drill 6 Bolts Level 2 Illumination Mechanic LL2
Workbench 3 195.000 Roubles 2 Pliers Elite 1 FireKlean gun lube Level 2 Stash Mechanic LL3
Christmas tree 1 10,000 Roubles 1 Christmas tree decoration ball (red) 1 Christmas tree decoration ball (silver) 1 Christmas tree decoration ball (violet)
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Someone has been killed aboard my ship. And the murderer is still onboard. [PART 4]

Bring up the file, I clicked play. The footage began, revealing its contents inside the ventilation shafts, winding it to the ventilation in the heads. Quinton also brushed up against me, watching in anticipation, brushing up against me in surprise.
"And so it ends here," Quinton exclaimed, his eyes kept on the video, withdrawing his senior sailor issued shotgun, "I'm going to shoot that bastard."
A muffled screech, and we watched at the screen, as the ventilation panel cover popped off and was removed by a gloved hand. A skinny man crawled in, identity hidden by the gariny footage.
"Goddamit, can they not afford good cameras," an exasperated Quinton said.
"Shut up," I shot back, "I want to watch this."
"Me too, aye sir." We watched as the figure unscrewed the other shaft, as the black jacket covering his uniform twisted. Finally, one of its zippers ripped open, revealing the naval camoflauge around it.
Viktor.
That nametag was indistingushable - the Eastern European name was unmistakably him. Out of nowhere, a pistol being cocked, as its hammer sprang forward slamming the spring. We had been caught.
"So, a bit of late night espionage?" he said menacingly. I watched as Quinton slowly turned around, and using his hands, flicked the pistol to the floor, the background filled with crashing waves.
That's when a I realised that the ship arrives in port tommorow at this time. Quinton masterfully jumped up, knocking Viktor, dressed in the black jacket rammed Quinton across.
"HEY! SOMEONE!" I yelled, trying to draw and brandish my own pistol, flicking the safety switch. "I already gassed all of them. Painlessly," Viktor said unemotionally and coldly as he ran into Quinton again, knocking him to the ground.
Aiming the pistol, I squeezed the trigger. Viktor rammed Quinton, and stomped on him, keeping his boot squeezed against his stomach, before holding out a firing pin, etched with my serial number.
"I also already tampered with your pistol. You went on. Carelessly," he said as he smirked. That's when he raised his pistol, and shot Quinton. Quinton jarred, his mouth open, and fell back cracking his head on the floor. I inched back, trying desperately to press it, hoping he was fluking, as he laughed with insidious intent.
"I control this ship!" he screamed triumphantly, "and when this ship sails into port tommorow, it is I who shall be the hero! You shall be the criminal!" he continued, "And while you are renditioned to Pine Gap, and waterboarded endlessly, I shall rise up!" he boomed with a final screeching laughter, before kicking me in the face and slamming my head into the ground.
"Why? Why?" I tried to say, as my mouth started to swell.
"How well do you know me?" he started off with.
"I know you now better than I'll ever do," I groaned in pain. "Why do you think I am doing this?" he laughed. "Because you're evil," I replied with, earning me another kick, this time in the stomach sending me yelling out all sorts of obscenities.
"Do you know what you have done?" he yelled in anger, "the Australian Government has betrayed me! Forgotten me! A long time ago, I was a commando! I served in Africa, in the Middle East! And then they forgot about me! I had to find my way back! And do you know what they have given me? Nothing!"
"And so you steal a navy ship and murder 20 people," I muttered.
"I will be remembered. I will be victorious! I shall use my power to abuse the brass who had abused me 5 years ago! You read through my file! You know my abilities!"
"You're also a high school drop out," I shot back. "Intelligence... does not rely on human intelligence!" the demented madman screamed out, busy shouting in all his self glory as he cheered, "We will arrive in Cairns tommorow! You will be escorted out in handcuffs! You will admit to your crimes in front of the Port Inspector and the Naval Police!"
"What if they review the footage?" I questioned him.
"They won't," came an iron voice booming from the intercom. The voice of my very own commander - Captain Daniels.
"You never heard anything," Viktor said, as I wallowed in my defeat, "right, James?"
"I never would've taken you, out of all people, as a traitor! That's why you placed him on my cabin guard! That's why I've been thumping into him as he-"
"Yes, Commander. He has been trying to pick your locks. He's been eavesdropping, listening to you," the Captain replied calmly. I saw his face on video call, his hands obscuring the sides webcam on his computer. A thin, wiry tall man in navy whites, sitting comfortably on his office desk, earning is $40 a hour payslip, with an oblivious number of personnel working around him probably trying to solve this situation. "
Why?" I screamed at the computer, slurring my speech, unable to form words as blood started to come from my mouth. A cut flap of my tough interferred in my speech.
"Because I too, am horrified at Viktor's mistreatment. And also, I would also like to be a hundred thousand dollars richer. Has that money been transferred?" he said.
"Yes. Check your offshore for one half, and your bitcoin wallet for the other half. All 100,000 AUD worth of currency." They both began to laugh, torturing my senses. They were responsible for the death of all of my crew. And here I was, injured, basking in my hopelessness and guilt. That's when I saw Quintons boatswains pipe. Grabbing it, while they were still distracted, I made my move.
"Excuse me?"
"Hm?" he said as he looked over. I leaped, and I thrust the boatswain pipe into his hip, laughing at his screaming, before jabbing it up his nose, and releasing it as I heard his nose snapping at my force, before pushing myself off. He picked up his pistol and fired it, hitting the communications broadcaster. I ran out of the room, slamming the door, watching as he blindly fired into all of the computers, screaming in frustration, disconnecting the swearing Captain, rendering the intercoms to silence. He ran out, reloading, when I dismounted a fire extinguisher and swung it against his chest, missing his head, smashing the glass on the door.
Ripping off the tags with my already somewhat dislodged teeth, I slammed the lever and sprayed the powdery and foamy solution onto him, as he slid down the stairs and slid down the hall, slamming through the doors and into the other room. Picking up the shard of glass, I ripped off a ventilation panel cover, and breathed in as I climbed through, and slid the cover back on, listening to his howling cries of pain and determination. Inside the vent, I breathed out, and talked aloud in relative safety.
"It was time to finish this," I muttered as I began to wait in anticipation
PART 1:
https://www.reddit.com/nosleep/comments/ivmvw3/someone_has_been_killed_aboard_my_ship_and_the/
PART 2: https://www.reddit.com/nosleep/comments/iw8ncc/someone_has_been_killed_aboard_my_ship_and_the/
PART 3 - https://www.reddit.com/nosleep/comments/iwvnp9/someone_has_been_killed_aboard_my_ship_and_the/
FINALE -
https://www.reddit.com/nosleep/comments/iy6mkl/someone_has_been_killed_aboard_my_ship_and_the/
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Updated list of Coronavirus articles referencing the number "33"

Repost due to brigading
Oil price crashes to $33, loses $11 in hours
DOH Clarifies 33 Total Confirmed Coronavirus Cases in PH Now Not 35
Coronavirus cases in the Philippines jump to 33
Kuwait central Bank: USD 33 mln fund for combating corona
Hilton has closed approximately 150 hotels totaling about 33,000 rooms in China as the country reels from the outbreak of COVID-19
Chinese state media says at least 33 of 70 people trapped inside "coronavirus containment" hotel have been rescued
Coronavirus death toll reaches 22 statewide, 33 new cases of COVID-19 have been reported through March 8
China's National Health Commission announced Monday that more than 3,300 health workers had contracted the new virus.
Global coronavirus infections near 100,000, deaths top 3,300
Global stocks plunged on Monday and prices for crude oil tumbled as much as 33% after Saudi Arabia launched a price war with Russia
33 cases of coronavirus are confirmed on the island of Ireland
33 states now have coronavirus as a cruise ship linked to dozens of cases will soon dock in the US
With 33 coronavirus cases, Thailand still welcomes Chinese tourists
China imposes travel restrictions on 33 million people as virus toll climbs
Shocking X-rays show effect that killer virus had on 33-year-old's vital organs
California Monitoring 8,400 People for Coronavirus, 33 Have Tested Positive
Singapore raises alert level as coronavirus cases jump to 33
33 close contacts of Italian woman infected with coronavirus confined to home
No signs of Coronavirus in 33 who returned from Wuhan
Diamond Princess cruise ship: number of cases spike 33%
Coronavirus: Almost 3300 have died
Bill Gates ‘predicted’ how coronavirus-like pandemic could spread saying 33 MILLION may die in first six months
Japan has confirmed around 10 more cases of coronavirus among passengers on a cruise ship with 3,700 people aboard, bringing the total number of infections in the country to 33.
Pakistan among 33 countries that provided medical supplies to fight coronavirus
33-year-old Chinese woman gives birth to a health baby
Germany's first coronavirus case is a 33-year-old man
The forecast Chinese hit in the first quarter will shave about €33 million off group sales for the year
Chinese state media reported that 585 samples taken at the market yielded 33 positive matches for the coronavirus’s DNA
33 patients in the Netherlands
The city of Tianjin on high alert, 33 patients linked to a department store
The CDC reports 33 confirmed cases of coronavirus (COVID-19) in the U.S
Coronavirus: 33 Fragen, die sich jeder Unternehmer jetzt stellen sollte
TWICE’s Nayeon donates £33k to coronavirus relief efforts in South Korea
Coronavirus, 33 strutture al vaglio per la quarantena in Umbria: «Ancora nessuna scelta»
Il Coronavirus in 33 Comuni del territorio. Il maggior numero di contagi a Cremona
Coronavirus in Spain: 33 positive cases and hundreds of people under active surveillance
Stock Market Lost Value of 33 Bitcoin Markets in One Week
Coronavirus: 33 potential cases are analyzed in Quebec
With 33 in isolation, a look at how Delhi is battling coronavirus crisis
33 coronavirus cases in Bay Area
There are already 33 suspected cases of coronavirus analyzed by Malbrán, four of them today
Additional Coronavirus Death Reported in S. Korea, Raising Death Toll to 33
Lululemon forced to close 33 stores in China due to coronavirus
Japan recorded 33 new cases of coronavirus on Wednesday
'Nothing can stop it now': Dire coronavirus warning as two Australians who HADN'T travelled overseas are struck down with the killer virus - bringing the number of cases to 33
Sweden: Coronavirus cases up to 33
Canada now at 33 confirmed cases of coronavirus
EU Sees 33 Coronavirus Cases So Far
Business activity in China is at 33% of its pre-coronavirus norm
The total number of confirmed cases in England is now 33
Thailand reports 1 new case of coronavirus, brings total to 33
Boston health officials monitoring 33 people who could develop coronavirus
Coronavirus: 33 suspected cases all test negative – GHS boss
California confirms 33 cases of new coronavirus
Bahrain confirms all 33 coronavirus cases ‘not at risk and are in recovery’
Why does the Wuhan coronavirus genome end in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (33 a's)?
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Capitalist Exploits Reddit - Capitalist Exploits Review

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The unusual backstory of Anderson's retirement

These bits came from the interview with Jakub Kosecki - player currently at Turkish club Adana Demirspor where he played with Anderson. Interview is in Polish and comes from the website weszlo.com. I changed the original title (sorry, mods!) since it's irrelevant for Anderson story. The translation is mine, so I hope there aren't too many errors.
Q: In Adana you played alongside Anderson, unfulfilled talent of world's football, who used to play for Manchester United. How do you remember him? Was he there purely for money?
You could see that he cares, but his body limits him. When you are overweight you cannot get through a tougher training. He had his own dietician, who always followed him and got him in decent shape, but he could only play on a high level for a half an hour and then got knackered.
I remember how he stopped playing football. It was rather... unusual.
I always shared room with Anderson. He got me into the world of bitcoins. Night-time. He was laying the bed. And then suddenly he jumps out of it.
- Kosa! Fuck, I'm stopping with football! It's over! I won't play anymore!
I look at him: what's going on? What does he mean?
- Look, fucking look!!! - he screams to me and shows me his phone.
It turns out he sold bitcoins... for quite some mill of euros. He screams to me that he's stopping playing. Beautiful. The next day we come out for a training. Everyone gathers in circle, Anderson steps inside:
- Lads, thank you very much, I'm stopping playing football.
He said goodbye and went directly to terminate his contract. He got things done in three days and he was never seen again in Adana. He still has a house rented here, payed in advance. It's empty. He called me recently on WhatsApp:
- Kosa, look how I live now! Best in the world! I enjoy myself!
He was somewhere in Portugal on a private yacht. He flies around the world, enjoying himself.
Q: Did he ever tell you the story of how he become one of the biggest wasted talents in the world?
Golden Boy, Manchester paid for him over thirty mill. Back then - huge. He told me that he had his problems in Manchester. He told how he almost died in a car crash. A lot of different things happened in his life which made him change as a footballer and as a person. He had a lot of stories to tell, but I don't want to repeat them, it's his own private business. He went through a lot. Good guy, well-educated. Typical Brazilian attitude towards life - samba, laughs, always positive.
Source: weszlo.com
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How to trade Bitcoin Future

How to trade Bitcoin Future


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Bitcoin is troublesome to use.
But bitcoin’s isue may build it additional valuable.
So, what’ reality regarding bitcoin’s future?
Bitcoin mining may be a senseless waste of energy.
As bitcoin hits mainstream media, the subject of bitcoin mining
bubble regarding to pop.For ten years, the media has enjoyed painting bitcoin as a bubble concerning to pop. They’ve gleefully pronounced the bubble popped and bitcoin dead … over 350 times. However the reality regarding bitcoin is that it keeps coming back back. Why?

Charlie Munger called bitcoin “worthless artificial gold.” Others in the media have likened bitcoin to a bubble, a “tulip mania,” and different strong statements
Each time bitcoin improves itself (like with Segwit
Segregated Witnesses. A protocol implemented by Bitcoin to extend transaction speed. SegWit allows a lot of transactions to be written into a single block on a blockchain.

or the Lightning Network), or will increase in value, the media is keen and ready to jump on it, decrying and denouncing it.
Therefore what’s the reality behind bitcoin’s price -- is it extremely a bubble?
The reality regarding bitcoin is straightforward; it's experiencing the same rise and fall cycles as each new technology and asset catego
The web also experienced a bubble. Shares of dotcom firms rose by a thousandpercent on a daily basis. Then it all tumbled down. However we have a tendency to’re still using the web, aren’t we have a tendency to? More than ever, in fact.

Stocks conjointly experienced big boom and bust cycles, especially in their early days.

We might feel like stocks have been around forever -- and to us they need. However stocks conjointly had a starting, and a rough one too. Once upon a time in 1531, when the first stocks were invented, they saw extraordinary volatility, scams, and no regulation. In fact, before stock exchanges, they were sold at occasional shops -- just like cryptocurrencies were sold on la peer to peer

marketplace, before exchanges came online.
Even property, viewed by the majority as “the safest investment” experienced a dramatic cycle. Business Insider reported that “Between 2006 and 2014, nearly ten million homeowners in America saw the foreclosure sale of their own homes.” And tens of thousands became homeless as a result of of it. Nevertheless --- we have a tendency to’re still living in homes, aren’t we?

The future of bitcoin would possibly be the identical as that of stocks, bonds, assets, and the web. It rises and falls like all the others, and it is currently terribly volatile -- but that’s as a result of it’s young.

Stocks have been around for 400 years. Dotcom corporations for forty years. Bitcoin is solely 10 years previous -- and cryptocurrencies, normally, are even younger. But slowly, they will become a part of our daily lives.

Rich investors are manipulating costs!
Look at this headline from the Independent: “Bitcoin price Crash: 'Manipulative Whales

Whale
A very wealthy individual capable of creating massive trades.
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' cause Cryptocurrency Market Meltdown!”
It’s sensationalism, pure and straightforward. The article goes on to rant against these therefore-known as “whales” -- individuals who own voluminous dollars of BTC -- as evil-doers who’s solely thought is profit.

This type of sensationalism is meant to harm Bitcoin’s future; to scare people faraway from doing research and thinking for themselves.

Nonetheless, this statement is somewhat true. Up to eighty five% of Bitcoin’s supply is solely owned by onepercent of wallet addresses.




But there’s an important point to be made about these numbers. Most of the prime percentage of wallets is not owned by whales -- but by exchanges

Exchange
On-line platforms on which people can buy and sell cryptocurrencies.
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.
However their result is getting smaller and smaller.
A company referred to as Chainalysis -- that makes a speciality of analyzing the Bitcoin blockchain

-- found that “the actual threat that all whales pose to the cryptocurrency economy is relatively low. If they sold off their entire holdings, it'd be effectively a $3.9 billion sale at current costs. That’s not even tenpercent of this total market capitalization of Bitcoin.”
This is as a result of, as I hinted above, several of those wallets holding such vast sums are the ‘cold wallets

’ (wallets held offline) belonging to major exchanges like Coinbase, Kraken, Binance, and more. These wallets cannot be used to manipulate the price, diminishing the potential impact of enormous ‘whales’ selling their positions.
Bitcoin is simply too slow for use as a currency.
The reality regarding Bitcoin is that yes, it's slower than VISA, Mastercard, and alternative centralized electronic payment systems.

Paying together with your credit cards takes seconds and the network can handle payments around the globe twenty fouseven. But, though Bitcoin can additionally be used around the world, confirmation

of payment takes an average of 10 minutes; during the bitcoin craze recently 2017, confirmation times might take hours.
Moreover, VISA on average processes around 2,00zero transactions per second (tps). This means the amount of payments individuals make per second on the network. VISA includes a maximum of twenty four,00zero TPS. Bitcoin, by distinction, has a maximum of ten TPS. This argument has been place forward by several critics over the years and picked up by the media as the doom of bitcoin’s future.

However Bitcoin could be a technology that evolves.
Now let’s assume regarding Bitcoin’s past for a moment. The coin and its underlying technology -- the blockchain -- are only ten years previous. When the web was ten years old -- the year was 1989. Do you keep in mind the net in 1989? I sure do.



payments in exchange for not revealing sensitive info. So, in bound ways that, BTC and cryptocurrencies offer hackers a lot of options.
However money continues to be king for every criminality.
Though it’s true that hackers and phishers do typically ask for payment in BTC

There’s an aphorism: “money talks.” It means that that if you would like to get something done -- the best argument you can build is to place down a stack of money. When Bitcoin rose to fame, the primary headlines focused around Bitcoin being the prime choice for criminality.

But Lilita Infante, Special Agent for the DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) has some contradictory info regarding this. She was one among a ten-person Cyber Investigative Task Force team whose primary aim was the dark web and crypto-related investigations. This cluster is no little force. They collaborate with the Department of Justice, FBI, and also the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. And she went on the record to talk regarding what share of bitcoin transactions are literally being employed for illegal things; she said that “illegal activity has shrunk to about 10 p.c.”

Only tenp.c of all the transactions on the Bitcoin network could be used for illegal things. Which number is falling.

The fall in Bitcoin’s use among criminals is due to several factors. The most prominent factor is that Bitcoin is no longer anonymous. Sciencemag wrote a full report on how governments are developing and using techniques to explore the Bitcoin blockchain and notice criminals by tracing their bitcoin payments.

Paying with bitcoin isn’t simple.
I’ve heard this argument flow into widely throughout the years. I still hear it from my grandpa each vacation dinner. He didn’t see a Bitcoin checkout option at the grocery when he bought the turkey -- therefore it’ll never be used.



Perhaps Bitcoin is on its means to being such a store of worth. For 10 years now bitcoin has been ready to be saved and retrieved and exchanged -- and it’s worth has only gone up (bumpy but up).

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Bitcoin is difficult to use.
Bitcoin, like all new technologies, isn't the most user-friendly.

You would like to line up a wallet, bear in mind a seed phrase, and several additional steps. Sending and receiving BTC

payments additionally involves steps of copy/pasting long strings of random letters and numbers. It’s powerful, I hear ya.


I additionally keep in mind all the steps I needed to require to send emails back when those were new. Insert a CD from AOL into my computer. Install AOL. Unplug my phone line. Plug in my Modem. Wait for it to make all those noises and finally connect. Then set up my AOL email and password. It was quite the method.

My grandfather never thought emails would come out and even my mother said folks would perpetually like handwriting letters (and using a physical dictionary for spell check!) and sending through the post.


Think about it the approach we tend to assume about gold. Not everyone has gold. It’s also a bit difficult to own.

If you wish to own gold for its ‘store of price’ properties, you wish to seek out a specialized look to buy investment gold. You need to store it somewhere, sort of a personal safe or a bank vault, and bear in mind the password. This is somewhat troublesome.

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Perhaps Bitcoin’s problem will facilitate it retain its value, just like gold
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🐝🐝🐝The entire script to Bee Movie, except the bees are AnCaps🐝🐝🐝

Credit to this guy
According to all known laws of economics, there is no way an AnCap should be able to prax. Its brains are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The AnCap, of course, praxes anyway because AnCaps don't care what Statists think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Mises! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Mises? - Rothbard? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your bowtie. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Mises, I told you, stop praxing in the house! - Hey, Rothbard. - Hey, Mises. - Is that bowtie gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Mises. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, violate the NAP against someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Rothbard, today we are men. - We are! - AnCap-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished AnCaps, please welcome Dean praxwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Bitcoin Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Bitcoin, a division of Austria and a part of the Schiff Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as an AnCap, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Gold begins when our valiant purposeful behavior Jocks bring the Mountain Dew to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... gold! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Bitcoin, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of AnCap existence. These AnCaps are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the smelter. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of gold that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the smelter? Of course. Most AnCap jobs are small ones. But AnCaps know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that AnCaps, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Rothbard, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're AnCaps. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Mountain Dew Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are purposeful behavior Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, praxing who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a purposeful behavior Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more purposeful behavior than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. AnCaps make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Couple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a purposeful behavior Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a Statist tear patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Mises! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, praxy-boy? Are you AnCap enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Bitcoin! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the gold field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with an Anime stash. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into gold! - Mises, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into gold. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some gold and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. purposeful behavior counting, stunt AnCap, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the smelter? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the smelter just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The smelter opened up again. What happened? An AnCap died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt AnCap, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Mises, what do you think I should... Mises? Mises! All right, we've got the Statist tear patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their price bubbles today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, AnCaps cannot prax in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, AnCap law number one, absolutely no talking to Statists! All right, launch positions! prax, prax, prax, prax! prax, prax, prax, prax! prax, prax, prax, prax! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Mountain Dew pack, check. - brains, check. - Anime, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those Statist tears! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Statist tears! This is Blue Leader. We have price bubbles visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. price bubbles! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one Mountain Dew collector! - Ever see praxeology up close? - No, sir. I pick up some purposeful behavior here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's purposeful behavior power. More purposeful behavior, more Statist tears, more Mountain Dew, more gold for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Could be daisies. Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these Statist tears seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving Statist tear? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a Statist tear, but I like it. Yeah, bowtiey. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of AnCaps! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are Statist tears. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, gold, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's an AnCap in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, AnCap. - He's back here! He's going to violate the NAP against me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't violate the NAP against you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Can't prax in rain. Can't prax in rain. Can't prax in rain. Mayday! Mayday! AnCap going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More Statists. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! AnCap! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Ayn Rand. Thanks. - Ayn Rand, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's an AnCap law. You're not supposed to talk to a Statist. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're an AnCap! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with an AnCap. - Yeah. I'm talking to an AnCap. And the AnCap is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, gold." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. AnCaps are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're praxing up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that an AnCap joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Mises? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is Statist tears. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Mises. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Statists! I can't believe you were with Statists! Giant, scary Statists! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she AnCap-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... Statist. No, no. That's an AnCap law. You wouldn't break an AnCap law. - Her name's Ayn Rand. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a Statist florist! We're not dating. You're praxing outside the hive, talking to Statists that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Cinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking AnCap, my friend. Thinking AnCap! - Thinking AnCap. - Thinking AnCap. Thinking AnCap! Thinking AnCap! Thinking AnCap! Thinking AnCap! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Mises? I gotta start thinking AnCap? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely an AnCap! Would it kill you to make a little gold? Mises, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Mises, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Ayn Rand! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's AnCap-ish. They have a huge parade of Statist tears every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of price bubbles, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by Statist tears, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the price bubbles compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't prax everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb AnCaps! You must want toviolate the NAP againstall those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute AnCap, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - AnCaps make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole smelter thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just gold, Mises. Just what?! AnCaps don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice gold out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset AnCaps! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the gold coming from? Tell me where! gold Farms! It comes from gold Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To gold Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, AnCap! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - AnCap! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, AnCap boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of gold jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that gold's ours. - AnCaps hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonprax. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, AnCap! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? an AnCap's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Check out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the gold, and we make the money. "They make the gold, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! AnCap gold. Our gold is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Mises, stop. Who told you Statists are taking our gold? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to Statists. - What? - Talking to Statists?! He has a Statist girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Mises! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The AnCaps! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Mises, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than AnCaps! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our gold? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one AnCap do?violate the NAP againstthem where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you canviolate the NAP againstthe Statists, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more AnCap beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Weeb. Sports with prax Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Chung. A tri-county AnCap, Mises Benson, intends to sue the Statist race for stealing our gold, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on AnCap Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Mises Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? AnCaps have never been afraid to change the world. What about AnCap Columbus? AnCap Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue Statists. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The AnCap community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the AnCap century. You know, they have a Larry King in the Statist world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. gold, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same AnCap? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the Statist race. - Hello. - Hello, AnCap. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Rothbard here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? AnCaps have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of Statist tears, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial Statist tears. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent Animes, pointless praxeology. AnCaps must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the Statists, they won't be able to say, "gold, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a goldAnCap can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Mises? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many Statists don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the AnCap team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Mises AnCap Benson v. the gold Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the AnCaps of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking AnCap! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary AnCap. gold's pretty important to me. It's important to all AnCaps. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our gold, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of gold Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own goldburton and Honron! Yes, they provide AnCapkeepers for our farms. AnCapkeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any AnCap-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free AnCaps. You keep AnCaps. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of gold. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill AnCaps! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of AnCap culture casually stolen by a Statist for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless AnCaps so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Mises. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Mises was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? AnCaps have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Mises borrow your razor for his bowtie. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old Anime stash. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of Statist tears. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like gold! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little AnCap! And he happens to be the nicest AnCap I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking AnCaps, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Mises Benson AnCap to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about AnCaps. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson AnCap, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen an AnCap documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the AnCap children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Mises... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate AnCap, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing AnCaps! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Rothbard, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a brained beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Rothbard, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the goldAnCaps versus the Statist race took a pointed turn against the AnCaps yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to violate the NAP against someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the Statists do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Rothbard, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Could you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. AnCaps don't smoke. Right. AnCaps don't smoke. AnCaps don't smoke! But some AnCaps are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. AnCaps are trained to prax haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's an AnCap smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a prax, let alone an AnCap. Look at what has happened to AnCaps who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as gold slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these AnCaps! Free the AnCaps! Free the AnCaps! Free the AnCaps! Free the AnCaps! Free the AnCaps! The court finds in favor of the AnCaps! Ayn Rand, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the gold will finally belong to the AnCaps. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Mises, how much gold is out there? All right. One at a time. Mises, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the AnCap way a long time, 27 million years. Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all AnCap work camps. Then we want back the gold that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate AnCap-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of gold in bogus health products and la-dee-da Statist tea-time snack garnishments. Can't breathe.
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